I’m an angry fire chicken! I hate humanity and I am going to burn you all alive! And the terrible thing about it when you burn to death is you’re still alive and you feel it and you scream. And right now in our world there are people being burned alive and they can hear themselves still screaming. Because we live in a very big and very complicated world where somewhere some people are going to burn each other alive and that’s all just part of the game and why you should be thankful to be born in a first world country where you are destined to die by being immolated in your home by a Chinese nuke in 2037. That will give you 11 more years on this earth than those kids that you saw burn alive in that video, so be thankful for what you have, stop complaining, and enjoy your gay porn.