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Topic: Death to the nonbelievers! Joel Osteen is a prophet!

πŸŒˆπŸ” started this discussion 3 weeks ago #132,530

Joel Osteen showed me the light. I used to be homophobic. Now I’m a homofascist queercel and explosives technician in the army.

https://youtu.be/ZgsDjZMsYko

πŸŒˆπŸ” (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,414,774

I’m now simply homophonic.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,798

Joel has a degree from Oral University.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,819

Joel Osteen is a piece of shit that will assuredly burn in the very hell he preaches about, if it exists

boof joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,840

the type of religiosity that produces a perpetual shit-eating grin, that I can do witout

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,863

@1,414,819 (C)

> Joel Osteen is a piece of shit that will assuredly burn in the very hell he preaches about, if it exists

He has that televangelist twink look and that smug smile like he’s in on a secret truth. Which he is. He knows he’s a fraud who preaches the heresy of prosperity gospel. The Protestants need to band together and form a council to acknowledge doctrinal differences and declare some faiths as abject fakery.

Average Trump Voter joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,930

Op is literally a gay chicken tho, nobody gonna say anything about that just me?
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