Topic: Coolest thing you ever found in someones ass while tonguing anus?
Some black guy started this discussion 4 days ago#132,427
I once pulled out a diamond ring once. I quickly ate it before the chinaman noticed i was pulling a ring out his ass and retrieved it from my own dookie later.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,413,731
I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:
I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
In girlani, is where I do roam
Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??