Topic: David Attenborough sucks the life force from living creatures.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 6 days ago #132,377
This is how he stays alive and continues to work at 99 years of age.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #1,413,448
The secret is survivorship bias. Everyone else from his graduating class is dead.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,453
Then why did Steve Irwin die?
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,468
@previous (C)
Because he stuck his thumb up a stingrays arse.
boof joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,478
we all figured it would be a snek that would get him, but no
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,479
@1,413,468 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
Why are you gay?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,482
@previous (E)
It was the Southpark show, not so much that it was the crocodile hunter episode, but it was the one that turned him gay.
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