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Absolutely. I was riding the Christmas train at the mall. One of my friends had snuck an experimental rocket engine into the locomotive. He also installed boosters. Next time around, the train took flight and as it ascended decapitated Santa. Kids were screaming and the train shook violently because it wasn’t flight rated, crashing into a giant menorah that set the Christmas tree and Santa’s corpse ablaze. We crashed into a Cinnabon. The rattled kids shook off their haze and formed a line to look down upon the carnage. When they saw the destruction the menorah wrought they uniformly raised their right arms and began a chorus of Edelweiss.