Topic: On the internet

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 weeks ago #132,349

You ever catch yourself bored watching a video of a guy watching a video of a guy who made an entire video about some crazy Chinese lady who’s an influencer who spent 7 years in prison in China because she keeps getting herself in trouble? And now you’re mindlessly watching it a second time and posting about it online.

https://youtu.be/KPegKv6Q5zk

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 4 weeks ago, 34 seconds later[^] [v] #1,413,156

I know it’s China so you’re probably thinking she’s brave and was standing up to the government, but no she’s just dumb.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 4 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,157

I’m thinking about it, and I can’t imagine how I would even be able to put myself into her position if I tried. It legitimately seems difficult to accomplish this type of drama. Where do I find a for profit version of an international humanitarian relief organization that I can scam and do illegal gambling / prostitution then apologize for it, bounce back, pretend to have an affair with some random person, get sued for it, apologize, but then still end up in prison.

How do you even do that? Before you turn 30.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 4 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,158

That’s ignoring the part where she pretends to be lesbian.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 4 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,159

…how is somebody’s personality "rich girl prison lesbian humanitarian relief cansino prostitute woman with a side boy lady thing" wtf is that even

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 4 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,160

I’m about to go onto some live chat website filled with horny men and pretend to be a woman and tell them I’m a rich girl prison lesbian humanitarian relief casino prostitute woman with a side boy lady thing and see if they’re into that over on emeraldchat.

Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 4 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,161

Tried it. They get excited when I say I’m a girl, weird when I say I’m a rich girl, and leave when I mention prison lesbians.

I have to find someone who’s into this…

Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 4 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,162

Now I’m playing a game where I try to make the other person leave

Soaring Squirtle
hi m or f?

Apricot Bith
Im f

Soaring Squirtle
m

Apricot Bith
I’m a lesbian who’s into big sexy men

Soaring Squirtle
wanna help me cum then?

Apricot Bith
I’m rich but I’ve been to prison
Yes!

Soaring Squirtle
been to prison for what?

Apricot Bith
Just so you know even though I’m lesbian I’m cheating on my girlfriend with a hot guy
well… I do humanitarian stuff sort of

Soaring Squirtle
good

Apricot Bith
it was for the red cross
but for profit
and it turned into a gambling / prostitution thing
it’s hard to explain

Soaring Squirtle
what’s ur age?

Apricot Bith
23

Soaring Squirtle
i’m 21

Apricot Bith
Cool

Soaring Squirtle
wyd?

Apricot Bith
Right now I’m working on my taxidermy

Soaring Squirtle
what are u into? i’m like really horny and i want ur help

Apricot Bith
Im into all kinds of things dear, all kinds
Are you into bearded tentacle hentai?

Soaring Squirtle
i am

Apricot Bith
The Victorian mustaches are the most superb 20,000 leagues under the sea

Soaring Squirtle
what’s the dirtiest thing you’ve done when horny?

Apricot Bith
I stole a man’s kidneys

Soaring Squirtle
anything else? anything taboo

Apricot Bith
I’m really attracted to the thought of hitting men with my car, it makes me so wet
Stranger disconnected

Minichan