Minichan

Topic: Whom rants more?

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 4 weeks ago #132,347

Niganon or Autphag?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
5 83%
1 17%

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 59 minutes later[^] [v] #1,413,163

Black Anon makes larger numbers of posts when he's active, by far. But Autphag's posts are far more incomprehensible and deranged, Black Anon is a normal and friendly guy in comparison.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 4 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,164

Also, Black Anon, could you please suggest a name we can call you besides just "that black guy"? If you're going to hang around here, you might as well let us know what to call you!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,165

Also, Autphag coined the word "negronically".

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,177

@previous (C)
while this is a slight pro for autfag, he still trooned out.
though i suppose its also respectable that he deported himself to a nuthouse.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,178

Minichan Black Guy at least writes coherently.

Black Guy joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,200

@1,413,164 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I do it because the easiest way to piss people off on the internet is to say you’re either black or Chinese. I have to constantly remind everybody that I’m black otherwise they’d stop getting mad at me. I get more attention that way.

As stupid as that sounds, it actually works.

Black Guy double-posted this 4 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,201

It’s like ethical rage bait.

Black Guy triple-posted this 4 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,202

Because the thing is right, people hate black people, and negative emotions captivate people more than positive ones. People will talk to me way more if they hate me than if they love me. If you like me, you can always change your mind and get tired of me. If you hate me, it’s really easy to get you to keep hating me. But nobody knows I’m black on the internet unless I tell them I’m black, so I have to keep reminding them. But there’s nothing wrong with being black, so whenever somebody gets mad at me for being black, I know they’re just a bad person, so then I can rant about whatever the hell I want for as long as I want with a captive audience to listen to me ramble on and I’ll never feel bad about it because I was never talking to somebody worth feeling bad for.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 4 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,204

@1,413,200 (Black Guy)
@1,413,201 (Black Guy)
@previous (Black Guy)
Okay so I take it you're fine with us calling you variations of "Black Guy"? Cool.

I'll call you BlackAnon, because it sounds cool. Like a new form of Anon.

Black Guy replied with this 4 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,206

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
There’s a reason why even the Nazis had all black uniforms. It’s the coolest color.

Black Guy double-posted this 4 weeks ago, 37 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,207

God even made the universe black…

Black Guy triple-posted this 4 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,209

You ever think about how if the universe is infinite, that means there are stars in every direction, and space is empty, so there’s nothing to stop the light, but the universe still looks black? There are a couple reasons for this, but it’s still an interesting thing if you think about it.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 4 weeks ago, 38 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,210

@1,413,207 (Black Guy)
Its just void of light you knuckle dragging gorilla.

Black Guy replied with this 4 weeks ago, 55 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,211

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
An infinite universe with an infinite number of stars in every direction is black.

Kinda cool when you think about it.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 4 weeks ago, 28 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,212

@1,413,209 (Black Guy)
Space isn't empty. Particles are popping in and out of existence forming a fabric which light can travel on.

Black Guy replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,213

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
That’s completely not the reason why space is black.

Black Guy double-posted this 4 weeks ago, 33 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,214

Anyway, I gotta go do black guy stuff. Cheers.

Black Guy joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 19 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,216

The actual reasons are:

- Space is expanding and the speed of light is finite, meaning the light from all galaxies in the universe hasn’t had time to reach us

- The expansion of space is uniform, so if you go beyond a certain distance the distance between us and far away galaxies is increasing faster than the speed of light, meaning the light from those galaxies will never reach us

- brightness follows an inverse square law with distance because the same number of photons are covering an increasingly large sphere the further away you get

- The expansion of space causes light to redshift, so after a certain distance so after a certain point visible light would shift to infrared light then microwaves then radio waves

Black Guy double-posted this 4 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,217

The sky technically isn’t black, it technically is lit up in every direction, but it is in microwaves.

Black Guy triple-posted this 4 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,219

The two main reasons are expansion and the inverse square law.

Anonymous D replied with this 4 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,222

raping stellar niggers to the tune of cbat!

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 4 weeks ago, 46 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,235

@1,413,213 (Black Guy)
You said space is empty.

Black Guy joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,236

@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
You have to understand what I said in the context of there’s nothing to stop light from traveling through space. There’s air between your face and the screen, but you can still see your screen. Virtual particles aren’t the reason why space looks black.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,343

I prefer niganons content but not his person

Black Guy joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,362

No matter how racist, everyone eventually realizes I’m the best person in general.

Black Guy double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,363

Hell, I might be a Nigerian, but I’m better at being white than any of the whites in this country are. Sometimes you need a proper black man to come in and teach everybody how to be European.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,413,400

@previous (Black Guy)
I thought you were American
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