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Topic: McDonald’s vs Burger King

The Smallest Whitest Woman started this discussion 1 month ago #132,292

Hey y’all, I’m going on a diet so I’m only eating at McDonald’s because my doctor said Burger King is too fat. What do you think? I think Burger King is better than McDonald’s. Would you switch to McDonald’s?
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,412,716

Where's Wendy's?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,902

FIGHT!
Geneijin counterplay
https://youtu.be/Y2hG5NAMKL0?t=106

@previous (B)
ERB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AjRR6c--Ak

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,905

Popeyes is best, imo. I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked how my meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of it's body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.

They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically wit terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench it's ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeye definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer

Mirt Molar joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,966

I shove McDonald's in my butthole every night! ☺️

Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,414,134

@previous (Mirt Molar)
McD cleans you out
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