Topic: New Socks

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #132,200

But they're for womem and quite thin and feel very soft

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,412,154

Your sock puppets are gonna be lamesauce.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,166

is it a cat named Socks?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,192

@1,412,154 (B)
They'll be frankensteins

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 46 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,198

I once knew a guy who had only one pair of socks, and he just wore the same socks every day, all day. Now one day he says to me "check out my new socks" looking all proud like he had a new car, and showed me these bright pink fluffy socks he was wearing. He proceeded to wear those socks every day, all day, for the next 2 years.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,207

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Whatever happened to his socks?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,412,304

@previous (A)

He got another new pair 2 years after that and they were green. He still wears them now.