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Topic: I dated a woman with parasomnia. It was like a horror movie.

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #132,161

I’d wake up and she would be standing against the wall staring at me unblinking. It was sleep walking. Or I’d look for her and she was at the kitchen table eating, and her head would turn toward me with her eyes rolled up. A couple times she initiated sex and I responded only for her to “wake up” confused. She wouldn’t get help for it so I called her family and she dumped me.

I slept better after that.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #1,411,904

I dated a date.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,905

@previous (B)
She left you for a raisin.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 33 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,906

@previous (C)
How brazin - this booty hazin.

Anonymous B double-posted this 1 month ago, 18 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,907

Sap a jock strap

Ain’t got his cock wrapped

Anonymous B triple-posted this 1 month ago, 17 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,908

JAPANESE DICKS

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,605

Send help!
Markiplier HUMILIATES Hollywood With Iron Lung #1
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O36hU0Vih9k

Jupiter !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 43 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,416,622

@1,411,908 (B)
CHINESE DICKS. IN MY ANUS. THE HOAL COUNTRY IS IN MY BUTTHOAL.
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