Topic: A Chicago woman attacked her husband with cupcakes.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,216

A food fight led to domestic battery charges for a woman on Chicago's Southwest Side.

Late Saturday night, a man called police to his home on the 4700 block of South Western Avenue because his wife was hurling cupcakes at him, Chicago police said. When officers arrived at the home in the Brighton Park neighborhood, they said the man was covered in frosting and crumbs.

He told officers he feared for his safety. The police report states the woman was verbally aggressive with officers.
On Sunday, a Cook County judge ordered electronic monitoring for the woman and a $10,000 bond. The woman was also charged with a misdemeanor count of domestic battery.

This isn't the first time the couple has been in trouble with the law. Records indicate that since 2003, the alleged victim himself has been arrested three times on domestic battery or battery charges. Charges in all three cases were later dropped.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Woman-Attacks-Husband-With-Cupcakes-131975738.html

bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #237,405

> covered in frosting and crumbs
> feared for his safety
> wife

I lol'd a couple of times

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #237,406

She is a fucking monster! Who in their right mind would abuse those delicious little delicacies?!
On a related note, her husband is a pussy.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #237,422

If it was the Ron Bennington cupcake from Molly's then that is a fucking crime. That whore should be throat fucked.

Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #237,428

All you have to do is take a block of thermite, add it to the mix~

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,628

Sounds like he was getting back at her for calling the cops after he got into the drink.

Minichan