Topic: Amy Pond
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,214
Amy's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
They will be scarred for life.
They will be scarred for life.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #237,335
> itt: the world's angriest virgin
Green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #237,343
Last series of Doctor Who sucked..
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #237,344
I've read this before. Maybe on a Christmas card. Can't remember.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #237,350
I had a wonderful day yesterday. Krodan surprised me with caramels, massages, kettle popcorn, movies, & 10 games. Comics and drew me a bath with rosepetals and special milk for my skin. he took me out to dinner, hibachi grill with special order sushi..We made love all night long; slow, sensual. His reason? " You deserve it. Youre amazing, the best example of a woman I have ever met. " I love him so much..
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #237,352
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@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I've read this before. Maybe on a Christmas card. Can't remember. I've read this before. Maybe on a Christmas card. Can't remember.
I've read this before. Maybe on a Christmas card. Can't remember. I've read this before. Maybe on a Christmas card. Can't remember.
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Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,442
@previous (A)
Yes of course. My door is always open, especially to anons from the iternet. Could you clarify what "and stuff" includes?
Yes of course. My door is always open, especially to anons from the iternet. Could you clarify what "and stuff" includes?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,447
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Like just general stuff. I don't know anything about Florida. What is there to do.
Like just general stuff. I don't know anything about Florida. What is there to do.
bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,448
Who is Amy Pond?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,449
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,450
@237,447 (A)
There is a lot to do with the ocean. Beaches, fishing, getting drunk on the beach and throwing beer cans at people fucking in the hotel pool. Also there are a lot of foreigners near Orlando that are easy prey for rape/robberies. Tampa is full of strip clubs. Then there is an unlimited supply of meth. To be honest it's a horrible place. The only thing to do is drink to forget your pain and fuck random whores without a condom to make yourself feel better and hopefully satisfy your death wish.
There is a lot to do with the ocean. Beaches, fishing, getting drunk on the beach and throwing beer cans at people fucking in the hotel pool. Also there are a lot of foreigners near Orlando that are easy prey for rape/robberies. Tampa is full of strip clubs. Then there is an unlimited supply of meth. To be honest it's a horrible place. The only thing to do is drink to forget your pain and fuck random whores without a condom to make yourself feel better and hopefully satisfy your death wish.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,451
@OP
Maybe you should get together with Nick Cave and collaborate on some songs.
Maybe you should get together with Nick Cave and collaborate on some songs.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,452
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,457
@previous (bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc)
She's Amy Pond. That's the name of her character. Her real name is Karen Gillan.
She's Amy Pond. That's the name of her character. Her real name is Karen Gillan.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,458
@237,453 (A)
Yeah but instead of clouds and rain we have oppressive humidity and sunshine. Tell you what, I've not been feeling well for the last couple days, come on by and I'll let you practice cutting a throat from ear to ear and mutilating a body on me if you'd like.
Yeah but instead of clouds and rain we have oppressive humidity and sunshine. Tell you what, I've not been feeling well for the last couple days, come on by and I'll let you practice cutting a throat from ear to ear and mutilating a body on me if you'd like.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,459
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
The sun shined for a little bit today, but then everything froze as temperatures plummeted. Whose body is it? Is it a homeless person?
The sun shined for a little bit today, but then everything froze as temperatures plummeted. Whose body is it? Is it a homeless person?
bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,460
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,463
I wonder why this got the most replies when it's the biggest shitpost I've made in 3 days.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,464
@237,459 (A)
It was cloudy here today. A "cold front" is coming through. It got down to 73F at around 2:30pm and I felt like wearing long sleeves. Fuck this place with the heat making someone feel like the low 70's are cold.
And it's not a homeless body I was talking about myself. You could practice on me.
It was cloudy here today. A "cold front" is coming through. It got down to 73F at around 2:30pm and I felt like wearing long sleeves. Fuck this place with the heat making someone feel like the low 70's are cold.
And it's not a homeless body I was talking about myself. You could practice on me.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,465
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
73 F is maybe expected here during a heatwave.
And wouldn't that kill you?
@237,460 (bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc)
From Doctor Who
73 F is maybe expected here during a heatwave.
And wouldn't that kill you?
@237,460 (bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc)
From Doctor Who
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,469
@237,463 (A)
> I wonder why this got the most replies when it's the biggest shitpost I've made in 3 days.
Because we are all a bunch of unoriginal faggots who waste our lives on the internets. I'd go outside but then I'd be surrounded by more unoriginal faggots, the sight of them alone makes me want to vomit.
> I wonder why this got the most replies when it's the biggest shitpost I've made in 3 days.
Because we are all a bunch of unoriginal faggots who waste our lives on the internets. I'd go outside but then I'd be surrounded by more unoriginal faggots, the sight of them alone makes me want to vomit.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,471
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,472
@237,465 (A)
> 73 F is maybe expected here during a heatwave.
Yeah that's the sign of winter time here. All two weeks of winter.
> And wouldn't that kill you?
That's the point.
> 73 F is maybe expected here during a heatwave.
Yeah that's the sign of winter time here. All two weeks of winter.
> And wouldn't that kill you?
That's the point.
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