we are told that everywhere is the center because expansion occurred everywhere from the time of the most compact universe state.
now let's speculate idly. pick any place in space and focus as small as possible. presumably there is a smallest possible bit, since the model works on discrete packets being the basis. the speculation is that bit is not one position in space (no such thing as specific positions at that scale anyhow) but instead is simultaneously all positions.
bring this up at your next bong hit transplant patients meeting