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Topic: One shall eat dolphin as fish from a purely culinary perspective

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #132,112

Shan't one?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,411,343

They evolved from fish. So eating human meat is also sort of eating fish in a way.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,345

@previous (B)
Easy there, Dahmer.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 30 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,350

I would slurp it as I would a mollusk. Hold the snout like an icecream cone.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,351

Fuck you, whale! Fuck you, dolphin!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,430

@previous (D)
Fucking a dolphin's blowhole and then eating the dolphin. If there is any more to life than that I would be shocked.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,435

@previous (E)
It is called the blowhole after all

Vanta joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,694

is a mammal, so it probably tastes like horse meat more than anything.