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Topic: Jenkem

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 weeks ago #132,107

Anyone got any primo recipes? Been a while since I huffed.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,411,338

contact me @ usual

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,399

@previous (B)
I won't

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,404

@previous (A)
Eat a lot of beetroot. That'll give you a good amount of nitrates in your feces; speeds up decomposition.

Take a B-vitamin complex. That'll give your urine a very bright yellow color, but those byproducts help.

Take a healthy amount of your shit, and force it into a glass bottle. Top up with urine. Ideally, your first pee of the day (the highest concentration of urea) after an 8-hour sleep. Cap the bottle (you can buy bottle cappers on Amazon for cheap; it has to be airtight, so no tin foil) for an intense high. Alternatively, you can use a balloon, but don't buy cheap balloons as they may degrade in direct sunlight over hours/days. The balloon method allows for a slower high as you control the release of gases into your lungs.

Leave the mixture in direct sunlight. When the sun goes down, bring it inside and store in a cool, dry place. Repeat the process for 3 to 5 days.

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