Topic: If I was drafted

Vanta started this discussion 2 weeks ago #132,098

Sometimes I wonder what I’d do if I got drafted into a war and I had to fight.

Somehow I don’t think I’d be a war criminal, but I also don’t think I’d pass the special forces training either.

https://youtu.be/G4_9OdQIm1A

Vanta (OP) double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,411,263

Don’t get me wrong, I would definitely do something I’m not supposed to, but I’d probably get away with it. Like that one Soviet soldier who stormed the Reichstag who had two watches so they had to edit the picture before putting it in Soviet propaganda. That’s the kinda thing I’d pull.

Vanta (OP) triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,264

I’m just saying, if you find a jewelry store, that’s your retirement plan right there.

Vanta (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,265

Although with google maps, it could wind up being a mad race to the jewelry and electronics stores. So I might have to fight off some people…

Vanta (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,266

Don’t get me wrong, I’m very patriotic, I love my country, I love our economic system, I love capitalism, I want more capital. This is an expression of love, think of it that way.

Vanta joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,267

Like I probably wouldn’t kill civilians though… unless they’re racist and nobody else sees it, then like, probably. Honestly, probably.

Vanta double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,268

Now could I risk my life for my comrades… eh… I don’t know about that one…

Vanta triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,269

NOW IF I WAS A DICTATOR THOUGH, THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME!

Vanta quadruple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,270

If I was a dictator, I’d probably use the military to kidnap people I don’t like inside the country and then torture them.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,271

*If I WERE drafted (present contrary-to-fact conditional)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,278

If I'm drafted I'm gonna bum a lot of men

Vanta joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 39 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,284

And im gonna open a gloryhole.

Vanta double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,285

No wait, actually two, one for each nigghole.

Vanta triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,286

Or maybe four? I definitely be open for running four, but do people visit glory holes to get a handy?

Vanta quadruple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,287

Maybe have the hand operated holes open for free.

Vanta quintuple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,288

Wait... the mouth and butt holes would definitely be free too.

Vanta sextuple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,289

Back to square one, then- is there any demand for a hand operated glory hole?

Vanta septuple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 40 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,290

My head hurts from trying to think.

Vanta octuple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,411,291

Oh well... itll probably solve itself.

Minichan