Black dude on the interwebz (OP) double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,410,881
I just feel like, if you kill someone, that’s bad, but nobody will think less of you for being a murderer. You get what I’m saying? Like killing people is bad but it’s not really that bad. If people agree with you, they’ll look past that, or even maybe make a movie about it if you killed people in an unusual or interesting way.
Now if you embarrass yourself, you’re a laughing stock. That you can’t come back from.
Black dude on the interwebz (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,410,883
The problem with the death penalty though, is if you kill someone and you don’t get it excused as self defense is you will be remembered by absolutely nothing except how badass your last lines made you look. If you say something lame, people are just going to hate on you, think you’re a gross creep, end of story, no documentaries. If you say something that sounds cool, something that sounds cold, they’re going to make so many documentaries about it.
Black dude on the interwebz (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,410,887
Like, okay, hear me out on this one: sadomasochism.
If you’re a sexual weirdo and you get off on physical pain, you like I don’t know, sticking needles inside your genitalia. If people find about that, because you post that shit on the internet, you die twice. Your life is over, and also nobody’s going to think you’re cool. Nobody’s going to talk about you anymore.
Now, if you also murder children… 100 years after you die, people will be watching documentaries about how your last words were, "I don’t even know why I’m here" and how crazy the x ray they took of you where they found a bunch of needles stuck in your pelvis region is.
Black dude on the interwebz (OP) sextuple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,410,888
There was some Ancient Greek story about some guy who burned a temple down just because he wanted to be remembered for doing something, and he thought the easiest way was to do something bad. And I’ve forgotten his name.