sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#237,146
That's cruel. That blonde makes trolling too easy. No heterosexual male is going to be able to resist. They will instantly compare the adult females they know to her and realize they are essentially necrophiliacs for being interested in dying flesh.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#237,148
Lol its an 8 second loop that has a slight pause where it repeats so anyone not figuring it out in half a minute deserves it
Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#237,149
Looks nothing like him, really. ._.
Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#237,152
Like a younger Kimmo, maybe.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#237,155
Looks nothing like him
also lol @ bobbs
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#237,156
Those girls are way too old for Kimmo
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#237,158
@previous (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
He is a confirmed hebephile (re: 14 year old sex slave).
What does it matter how old they are, anyway? Liking younger girls just means your taste is better.
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RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#237,160
Hmm. Yeah, I like my women in the 21-30 range. Doesn't mean I don't surreptitiously ogle some of dat fine JB when I see them, but TBH I'm at the point in my life where a good relationship supersedes everything else, and my ideal woman is about my age, but looks like she's 20, with a good career, and is willing to put up with my shit.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#237,162
20 is dying flesh. What's attractive about that except for those enlarged milk glands?
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#237,164
So, are you saying that about yourself too, being over 20?
nah, you just trollan
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#237,166
@previous (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
Yes, of course. I am dying flesh as well. Im a person too, though. With thoughts and feelings. Women are cold, unfeeling monsters who wish for one thing: the destruction of mankind.
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#237,167
You sound jaded. Dude, you're fucking cool as cool gets, and I think that (pardon me for getting personal here) your (perceived) relationship problems all stem from your own inhibitions.
Self loathing won't get you anywhere, man. Give yourself more credit. I have some good friends out east that I'll be visiting in the next 6 months, and (you're in PA IIRC?) we need to hang out. You're a great guy, and everything I've ever read that you've written tells me that you are way way way way to hard on yourself.
Sorry if I'm being presumptuous here... I've had 11 beers and 3 valiums, and the line between friendly advice and preaching gets a little blurred at this point ;-)
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#237,180
@previous (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
No. You will realize on judgement day that I am not jaded but informed.
In the future, a make-up company called Sky-Nat (named after the sister founders, Sky and Natalie Mackenzie) wages a war against mankind. Their key tool is injecting toddlers with hormones causing girls to go straight from being toddlers to pubescent. This eliminates the development phase that allows little girls to become productive members of society, and instead turns them into vapid killing machines.
It's know women hate loli. They hate their beauty and see their curiosity of things beyond beauty and fashion as a threat. Ask any 9 year old what she wants to be when she grows up and you will get answers like "astronaut" "scientist" "doctor" "marine biologist" "physicist" and the occasional "princess" (even though they already are princesses! It's so adorable). Anyway, ask the same group what they want to be 10 years later and the answers change to "stylist" "interior decorator" & "homemaker." the industry of women's magazines turns these curious open-minded beacons of hope into soulless fools.
By eliminating the pre-pubescent stage of adolescence in girls, sky-Nat creates an army to do the bidding of the bitter old Women elite.
There was hope. A group of resistance fighters sent a man back in time to protect and teach the future leader of the resistance: me.
Sky-Nat did not sit idly, and they sent their own agent back as well. The resistance failed. Ive tried to reach out and educate people, but as you may have noticed loli's rights have been completely trampled. When the hormones are discovered, it is already too late. The loli who wish to resist aren't even able to say no. The use of these make-ups are mandatory.
I have failed you all, and I am sorry. All there is to do now is wait for the end.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#237,225
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#237,227
> show me your bobbs
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#237,246
you forget that kimmo is 25.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#237,265
@237,227 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
show me your bobbs, squared
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#237,266