Topic: China’s 1,000,000,000,000 year plan
习近平 started this discussion 3 weeks ago #131,985
I’m announcing China’s trillion year plan on Minichan tonight.
It’s 9AM in Beijing as I’m writing this. I just wanna thank all my homies to start. I love all my gangstas and niggas. I love all my players and pimps. Together, we objectify women. We use tactics such as lying, gaslighting, manipulation, and intimidation in order to keep everybody at the party under our thumb. We run this bitch! You know China rhymes with vagina? We running this bitch.
I know, a lot of you English speakers hate communism, well get off my dick. My dick is like a Nazi with a broken arm so you can’t even get on it.
It’s 9AM in Beijing as I’m writing this. I just wanna thank all my homies to start. I love all my gangstas and niggas. I love all my players and pimps. Together, we objectify women. We use tactics such as lying, gaslighting, manipulation, and intimidation in order to keep everybody at the party under our thumb. We run this bitch! You know China rhymes with vagina? We running this bitch.
I know, a lot of you English speakers hate communism, well get off my dick. My dick is like a Nazi with a broken arm so you can’t even get on it.
习近平 (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,410,395
You heard of the type 004? Yeah well that’s not real. We aren’t building nuclear powered aircraft carriers, that’s all fake, that’s all just a distraction. I love messing with your silly Caucasian brains by making you think China is working really really hard to catch up with your technology. But that’s not true. You see, as an atheist, I don’t believe in God. As a Marxist, I worship the old Norse Gods. European dominance is not the result of Christianity, European technology was invented by Zeus, god of thunder and lightning, he invented electricity and the lightbulb.
I’ve been communicating with Zeus, he’s currently in Beijing, I’ve got my homie Zeus right here. You see, the real birthplace of technology is the dense jungles of Sweden. But we’ve got the best jungles here in Asia, I’ve sent a task force down to Vietnam to the jungle, to meet with the jungle Asians, they’ve invented mad technology with Zeus. We’ve got forms of technology the white man has never even heard of. You know you can make antimatter drives from bamboo? I bet you didn’t know that. We have an antimatter drive, we’re touching on them aliens as we speak, there are Chinese boys up there in space touching on little aliens. It’s fucked up.
I’ve been communicating with Zeus, he’s currently in Beijing, I’ve got my homie Zeus right here. You see, the real birthplace of technology is the dense jungles of Sweden. But we’ve got the best jungles here in Asia, I’ve sent a task force down to Vietnam to the jungle, to meet with the jungle Asians, they’ve invented mad technology with Zeus. We’ve got forms of technology the white man has never even heard of. You know you can make antimatter drives from bamboo? I bet you didn’t know that. We have an antimatter drive, we’re touching on them aliens as we speak, there are Chinese boys up there in space touching on little aliens. It’s fucked up.
习近平 (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,396
习近平 (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 26 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,398
"Building 6 type 004 carriers by 2035."
Can you believe the white man believes that shit? AHAHAHA
we’re building 7
IM JOKING IM JOKING 67! SIX SEVEN!!!! AAAAAH SIIIIIX SEEEEVEN!!!
Can you believe the white man believes that shit? AHAHAHA
we’re building 7
IM JOKING IM JOKING 67! SIX SEVEN!!!! AAAAAH SIIIIIX SEEEEVEN!!!
习近平 joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,402
I am fake anon,and i enjoy getting my cadburries cracked open by white guys on grindr
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,667
What's going on here?