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Topic: Trump is literally bombing Caracas, Venezuela right at this moment

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #131,949

Someone in Venezuela I know told me.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,410,038

That's based. Free oil.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 34 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,039

@previous (B)
Not based. Innocent people are going to die. Fuck this shit.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,041

@previous (A)
"Innocent people", lol. I genuinely laughed out loud. Venezuelans are carbon-based assets that, after dying, will become oil. That oil is ripe for the taking. You're being short-sighted. Think about the returns ExxonMobil and BP will gain from this.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,042

@previous (B)
I know you are trolling, but many Americans actually believe that.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,045

kind of an asshole way to do things

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,046

@1,410,042 (A)
I'm joking and I hope Venezuelans are safe and sound. Fuck their government though. If we can turn them (their government) into oil it's actually a religious obligation for us to do so; read your Bible, it's all in there.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,047

Shut the fuck up Matt

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,048

@1,410,046 (B)
"We have to kill the people to save them from their government."

- NPC

Anonymous E double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,049

Anyway, I have one thing to say: this is a distraction from the files.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,055

@1,410,048 (E)
You haven't read the Bible, have you? We actually have a priest on this forum. I'd be happy to direct you to him if you have any questions.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,056

@previous (B)
I’m Catholic. God said thou shall not kill.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,057

@1,410,049 (E)
Ah yes, "the Epstein files" that don't actually exist. You mean various court documents across tens of cases related to Epstein, many of which relate to innocent people and victims. But sure, The Epstein Files® are all that matter! Why don't you take it up with Alex Jones?

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,058

@previous (B)
Orange man was best friends with a billionaire pedophile.

I’ve already made my mind up about this.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,059

@1,410,056 (E)
God also commanded the slaughter of the Amalekites. He also said he's jealous, angry, and hates certain people. But fret not, dear anon: we have a priest on hand to answer such questions.

Anonymous B double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,060

@1,410,058 (E)
> I’ve already made my mind up about this.
Evidently.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,061

@1,410,059 (B)
You do realize that everyone dies right?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,062

@previous (E)
What does that have to do with commanding the slaughter of men, women, and little children?

Everyone dies, yes: can I stab you in the face?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,063

@previous (B)
If God created the universe, then why does everybody die?

Have you thought about this?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,064

@1,410,061 (E)
Why your opposition to bombing the Venezuelans and usefully turning them into oil? Everyone dies, right?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,065

@previous (B)
There’s a difference between a natural death and an unnatural death. God is nature, I’m not God and you’re not God.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,066

@1,410,063 (E)
No, because it's a useless question. Commanding the slaughter of kids is wholly distinct from people dying naturally or in conflict etc. A loving God commanding infants to be dashed against rocks differs somewhat, you'd surely agree.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,067

@previous (B)
No, I disagree. If nature was created by God, then there is no distinction between acts of nature and acts of God, it’s all the same thing.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,068

@1,410,065 (E)
That's an intellectually dishonest attitude. God commanding infants to be slaughtered violently is categorically different.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,069

@previous (B)
How?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 second later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,070

@1,410,067 (E)
Okay, well then I'm nature too. Now let me stab you in the face and take a fat ogre shit in your throat. I'm nature. 🙂

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,071

@previous (B)
You aren’t God and you aren’t nature, you’re a part of nature, but you didn’t create existence from nothing.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,072

@1,410,069 (E)
You don't understand how God commanding infants to be violently slaughtered differs from their passively dying in e.g. childbirth or a tsunami or from illness?

Anonymous B double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,073

@1,410,071 (E)
So it's OK for God to demand the killing of kids? Thanks, that'll be all.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,074

@1,410,072 (B)
It’s the same thing because God created nature. There’s literally no difference.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,075

@previous (E)
So if God came to you and said, murder your mother and shoot up a school, and you knew with a certainty he demanded it, you'd be OK with it and do it "because nature"?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 0 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,076

@1,410,073 (B)
The reason why you didn’t die from cancer as a child is because children who die from cancer before they reach the age of sexual maturity never are able to pass on their genes to the next generation. Children dying is a necessary precondition for your existence as an adult human.

Anonymous E double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,077

@1,410,075 (B)
God has not commanded me to do that and never will so there’s no reason to consider that.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,078

@previous (E)
How do you know God never will? Do you claim to know God's will? Did He not demand the massacre of the Amalekites?

Quite arrogant. God wills what He wills. You don't and cannot understand His mind. If God asked you tomorrow to put your mother to the sword, who are you to question Nature's will? Folly, young man.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,079

@previous (B)
Then apply that same logic to yourself. If you can’t understand the mind of God, you can’t know for sure if God is ever wrong about anything.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,080

@1,410,076 (E)
You really can't understand the difference between a child dying of natural causes and God personally commanding their violent murder? You know you're being intellectually dishonest here. It's something even the Pope struggles with. You're not being clever by hand-waving it away; you're revealing the fact you're a dumbass.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous B double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,081

@1,410,079 (E)
So again I ask you: if God did command you to kill your mother, would you? Don't say "he wouldn't" and instead answer the question. I understand it might be hard for you.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,082

@1,410,080 (B)
If God created nature, how is any natural occurrence less of God’s fault than his words are?

Anonymous E double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,083

@1,410,081 (B)
Not all questions have answers.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,085

@previous (E)
It's alright, Anonymous E. We all struggle to understand God. Just keep on praying and ask our resident priest Father Dave for insight if you need. I love you and may your Saturday be bountiful and pleasant!

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,087

@previous (B)
I meant that literally. There are questions that don’t have answers. Like for what value of x does y=5x intersect y=5x+7

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,088

@previous (E)
That's your problem. Think laterally, not literally. God bless, and I love you.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,090

Give me scroched earth

Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,091

@1,410,087 (E)

> I meant that literally. There are questions that don’t have answers. Like for what value of x does y=5x intersect y=5x+7

A fun consequence of logical and mathematical paradoxes is you can use them to prove that anything is true.

Like if I wanted to prove 7 = 100:

5x=5x+7
Subtract 5x from both sides
0=7
Divide by 7
0=1
Multiply by 93
0=93
Add 7
7=100

And you can prove whatever you want from a question that doesn’t actually have an answer.

Anonymous E double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,092

If the point of being a Christian is to get to heaven, and you believe that God told you not to kill, God told you not to disobey him, and then God told you to kill, then you can’t obey God. So there isn’t a correct answer. Which is the point of asking me the question. Except God never will ask me that question in the first place. So it’s considering something that isn’t real, like considering where two parallel lines intersect is asking me where something that isn’t there is.

Anonymous E triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,093

Although, if God does ask you that, it would probably be safe to assume that you’re not going to heaven either way.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,094

@1,410,092 (E)
God asked the Israelites to slaughter the Amalekites, lol, so there isn't any apparent contradiction. The only contradiction is in your mind because your morality (correctly, I might add) clashes with that of the Biblical authors'.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,121

niganon really burning the midnite oil

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,124

@1,410,092 (E)

God told you not to murder, but there's a difference between murder and killing. A soldier doesn't murder an enemy combatant.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,154

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/jan/03/caracas-explosions-venezuela-maduro-latest-news-updates-live
Trump: 'We're going to run the country'

The US president has claimed at the press conference now under way in Florida that the United States is going to run Venezuela for the time being, although it’s unclear how that would be done.

“We’re going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition,” Trump said. He has given no details.

He just called Maduro a dictator and a drug kingpin.

Well, I think that this can only go well.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,155

@1,410,124 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
God never said that.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,158

@1,410,154 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
killer lettuce can we be friends?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,267

@1,410,155 (J)

Right there in the ten commandments, you shall not murder.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,273

Not laterally?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 39 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,275

@1,410,267 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
It’s "thou shall not kill," not "you shall not murder."

Anonymous M double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 55 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,276

Quoting God and quoting Ben Shapiro misquoting God are two different things.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 35 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,279

@1,410,154 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Who will he appoint as viceroy?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 weeks ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,342

@1,410,275 (M)

Maybe if you read a shitty English translation, but if you go back and read the original you will see that the proper translation is that you shall not commit murder.
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