Topic: I can’t stop defending myself against home invaders in other people’s houses

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #131,926

Does anybody have any advice for how to stop this?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 56 minutes later[^] [v] #1,409,812

Sometimes I wonder how hardened convicted felons over 60 in federal prison still sleep like babies without running to the bathroom without warm, wet diarrhea leaking down their leg.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,821

It's like having that homeless guy that always says "I'll watch your bike for ya" - you're an asset to the community.

@previous (B)
I assume they keep at it until they die. I'd rather keep my butt organs intact and die of old age so I got a job myself.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,829

@previous (C)
Yeah, I just go into other peoples houses and depopulate them with lead to keep the neighborhood safe.

Minichan