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Topic: Finding a decorative husband for my lesbian daughter

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #131,921

My daughter is a lesbian and has no interest with men, but she is only friends with conservative Christian girls because she’s anti abortion for some reason. She’s vegan so maybe that has something to do with it. Anyway, we had a talk, and she refuses to come out as a lesbian to her friends because she’s values her sisters before hoes, or whatever. So my daughter isn’t coming out as lesbian, so now, as her father, it’s my job to find her a husband because she doesn’t have time to do it herself, but actually said she wants one in order to impress her girlfriends. What a life!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,409,747

I’m going for riches over inches.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,748

Based.

Anonymous B double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,749

I’m actually a decorative police officer. It’s my job to protect and serve the public, but I’m really just there to look cool and swag out. I do that thing where I put my hands in my bulletproof vest and stand on the hood of my car while the siren is blaring and it’s pitch black midnight in the city. But I’m wearing my sunglasses, standing on the hood of my murdered out police car with the doors open. Meanwhile, they’re giving me a call on my radio they need backup because some 15 year old kid got shot and killed in a stairwell. But I’m just swagging it out in my gear so hard, women are staring at me. It’s epic, I’m fucking owning it. I’m not doing my job, but I’m owning it so hard. I look so fucking tuff.

Anonymous B triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,750

Like those cops at that one school shooting in Texas where they were on the security camera footage using hand sanitizer while you could hear children screaming and being shot and killed behind the door, but they just stood there, just chilling, swagging, being decorative. That’s the department I got my training from. Yeah. Pretty neat?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,766

What you ought to do is find a gay man in the same situation and get them married so they can disguise their true bedroom habits.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,807

It's 2026, women can have jobs or whatever and don't need to do mens' laundry and cook for them to derive value.

Even as a dude I had to skirt around those "singles" groups at church because I didn't define my worth or status by my relationships. Also I was undateable.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 29 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,809

@previous (D)
To be fair, you need to have a pretty high IQ to watch Rick and Morty.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,824

@previous (E)
:D 😍 :D I know, right?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,828

@previous (F)
💪🥒🤳

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,841

Sounds like she needs a pre-op trans sissy woman who passes. A secret between friends to tighten their bonds. She still gets the dick and thus can have kids. Doesn't need the 'men' stuff and can be ungodly lazy while the sissy will be domestic. As a plus they could make money camming.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,410,208

@1,409,766 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
That’s the plot of Will & Grace
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