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Topic: Chinese food

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #131,834

What are the best Chinese foods? I’ve realized my Chinese food game is lacking.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #1,409,058

Not a fan of corn, water chestnuts, or chow mein noodles and my local shop goes nuts with that stuff... I'll usually go Mongolian Beef and egg roll. Orange chicken is also pretty consistent between shops and pretty tame.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,104

General Tso's chicken is pretty good. Has a little kick to it.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,121

Nothing you had had where you live in "Chinese" food. It's food that Chinese people have had to dumb down for white people. I guarantee that you have never had authentic Chinese food as eaten in China.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,123

https://www.timeout.com/usa/restaurants/best-chinese-restaurants-in-america

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,127

@1,409,121 (D)

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 month ago, 43 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,128

@1,409,121 (D)
ill write you down as sewer oil

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,131

@1,409,121 (D)

> Nothing you had had where you live in "Chinese" food. It's food that Chinese people have had to dumb down for white people. I guarantee that you have never had authentic Chinese food as eaten in China.

Fun fact: real Chinese people don’t even eat rice.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 49 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,133

@1,409,121 (D)

I once delivered for a Chinaman and he would make me authentic Chinese foodstuffs to take home.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,136

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I love when Chinaman gives me delivery orders. It’s like daddy’s home and he’s taking his belt off.

https://youtu.be/8gQWKv1vK98

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Anonymous G double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,137

They say the Chinese only copy, but I’ve never seen a helicopter like that before.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,138

@1,409,131 (G)
lol yes they do

Anonymous E replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,163

@1,409,131 (G)
What a blatant lie. Northern China tends to prefer wheat; so there more emphasis on buns, dumplings and noodles. However even they eat rice and have one popular fried rice style.
Southern China is more rice and tends to use more chilli in their spice mix.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 40 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,186

@1,409,121 (D)

> Nothing you had had where you live in "Chinese" food. It's food that Chinese people have had to dumb down for white people. I guarantee that you have never had authentic Chinese food as eaten in China.

Mmmmm. Lead, organs, insects, recycled cooking oil from the sewers, chicken legs, soups with the consistency of someone blowing their load in your food.

If you want great Chinese food, go to Taiwan, Singapore, or Malaysia. The mainland is gross.

DiversityHireKamikazePilot joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,218

@previous (I)
It’s funny how in the west we act like eating bugs is gross but forget that honey is basically insect vomit and we’re cool with eating that.

DiversityHireKamikazePilot double-posted this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,221

@1,409,186 (I)

> chicken legs

I just noticed this. Why did you include chicken legs?

Anonymous I replied with this 1 month ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,227

@previous (DiversityHireKamikazePilot)

> > chicken legs
>
> I just noticed this. Why did you include chicken legs?

Not chicken thighs. I mean the lower legs and feet. I should have said chicken feet.

DiversityHireKamikazePilot replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,228

@previous (I)
Are chicken feet really more gross than any other part of the chicken though? You can’t eat any part of a chicken raw without getting salmonella. When you cook it, it kills the bacteria.

DiversityHireKamikazePilot double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,229

Young children and elderly people actually aren’t supposed to handle baby chicks because they carry salmonella while they’re alive.

DiversityHireKamikazePilot triple-posted this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,230

I feel like between eating cooked chicken feet and eating raw fish, eating raw fish is probably less sanitary, but I eat raw fish all the time and I’m fine so I feel like it would be hypocritical to judge.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,295

@previous (DiversityHireKamikazePilot)

> I feel like between eating cooked chicken feet and eating raw fish, eating raw fish is probably less sanitary, but I eat raw fish all the time and I’m fine so I feel like it would be hypocritical to judge.

Properly prepared sushi is one thing. I’ve worked at meat and fish restaurants and nothing will turn you off of fish faster than scraping 8” translucent worms off of sword fish and tuna. For some white fish you need tweezers. With the pollutants in the ocean, particularly mercury from Chinese cool-fired plants, with microplastics and warming seas that increase bacteria, you put yourself at risk.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,476

I usually like either garlic beef/chicken or Szechuan beef/chicken.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,477

@1,409,295 (K)
I don’t eat tuna because of the mercury content

boof joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,514

chicken lips

Anonymous D replied with this 4 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,409,515

Chicken feet are fucking delicious.
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