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Topic: Erik’s fingers

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #131,745

I’m sorry. I’ve been trying to keep this inside out of politeness but I just can’t take it anymore. I have to let it out.

Erik’s thumb looks like somebody with Down syndrome and it pisses me off how somebody could be convinced of their own genetic superiority as an Englishman and have stubby sausage thumbs with nails that are half as short as they should be. Why are your thumbs missing a chromosome? Explain yourself.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,408,429

Post thumb pic here please.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,431

@previous (B)
Zoom in on that thumb

https://static.minichan.net/img/1766310855849185.jpg

My thumb doesn’t look like that. Does your thumb look like that? It’s such a strange looking thumb.

I’m not a bad person I wouldn’t say anything if he wasn’t Erik, but I’d still think it.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,433

perhpas the camera is set to compress the depth of field or some shit

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 57 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,434

I’m pretty sure it’s actually a genetic disorder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly_type_D

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 53 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,436

I’m only saying this because he’s racist.

I just think, if you’re going to claim genetic superiority, don’t have genetic problems. I don’t like hypocrisy!

boof replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,443

@1,408,434 (A)
dang, those wiki thumb pics remind me of a chick from school time that I stupidly liked who had those half-height thumb nails. She had the temerity to comment that my fine full fingernails looked like alien fingernails. Her and her fuckin toe-lookin fingernails

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,478

He's just got Short Thumb Syndrome, which is actually a sign of fine breeding and heritage.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,495

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> which is actually a sign of fine breeding and heritage.

Fight for your race: keep it in the family! (Not figuratively).

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,497

@1,408,478 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Can concur, mostly English and I couldn't figure out what was 'wrong' with the thumbs. Those be normal!

Anonymous E replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,500

@previous (F)
I’m surprised because I’m American, but genetically, I’m mostly Irish and I have normal thumbs. My thumbs also aren’t fat, I can make out the shape of the bone inside them. You’d think Irish people would be more inbred because Ireland is a smaller island with about 4 million people, but Britain has about 60 million. You’d think a country with the population of LA would have a pretty small gene pool. But somehow that one worked out for me.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,524

@1,408,478 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
That's also called a murderers thumb
I don't think it's a sign of fine breeding

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,531

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He’s one of those "diversity is bad" people.

His definition of "fine breeding" is when you breed with people who are as genetically similar to you as possible. AKA, your sister, your mother.

Anonymous H double-posted this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,532

Obviously it’s forbidden knowledge that if a black person and a white person make a baby, obviously a baby with parents that are genetically separated by 50,000 years will have inferior genetics to a baby who’s parents are separated by less than 50 years. Because that’s how genetics actually work it’s just socialists lied to you that inbreeding is bad, and Hitler was actually really smart. That’s why the most high IQ humans on the planet are found in the trailer parks of Alabama, because there’s not genetic diversity going on in those redneck communities so they’re pure. Duh.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 27 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,533

@1,408,500 (E)
Post thumbs. Show us your thumbs right here, right now.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,534

@previous (I)
Why? They look like 98% of the population’s thumbs. Look at your own thumb, it probably looks like mine.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 19 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,536

They cite all this "evidence" and "statistics" (never with sources) that show that homogenous countries have higher IQs than diverse countries. It should be obvious to anyone that all these statistics they cite are fake. Has anyone actually ever met a mixed person in their life that’s dumber than an inbred redneck? That’s not a thing. People shouldn’t need to be very intelligent to realize that a lack of genetic diversity is akin to a disease, it quite literally causes disease in people. It causes physical deformities. Just look at cultures where people inbreed, look at rednecks in Alabama or hillbillies in West Virginia. Are they known for being smart people? It’s not a coincidence that the only people who believe that inbreeding is good are inbred white dudes. It’s funny how that works. It’s all just an ideology of cope for dudes that know they’re ugly and dumb.

Anonymous I replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,537

@1,408,534 (H)
Post thumbs. Now.

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 8 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,590

@1,408,524 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> That's also called a murderers thumb
> I don't think it's a sign of fine breeding

Hey Triptych. Welcome back and merry Christmas

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 23 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,596

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,598

@previous (L)
L

Anonymous L replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,601

@previous (M)
... uigi wins by doing nothing

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 month ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,652

@1,408,590 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
Thanks bud, you too. How are you doing?
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