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Topic: There's no hope for her now.

Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI started this discussion 15 years ago #13,174

My 9-year-old sister is sitting in her room talking with her friend about generic celebrity things.

Squared can stop reading here, it may hurt his feelings.

She's ranting about how Justin Bieber can sing better than Drake.

How troll?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #236,816

Tell her that you heard on the news that he died.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #236,818

Introduce her to White Stripes and Velvet Underground.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,856

@previous (C)
I love you

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,860

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

So will you show fats ferguson that video or what

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,861

@previous (C)
Which video?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,863

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

i emailed you yesterday

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,865

@previous (C)
Oh. I haven't checked my email in a while.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,875

@236,863 (C)
Fucking hell. I just watched it. Yeah I will definitely show him.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,881

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Hahaha awesome.

Swashbuckler !!+SaaZSjSE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,073

Make a fake newspaper article that Bieber died.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,079

What do you expect? She's 9.... Think of what you listened to when you were 9.

Make her mix CDs. You can totally shape her taste. Pick the easiest to digest songs from good bands. Catchy songs with high reply value.

1. Ween - Ocean Man (she might remember this from spongebob squarepants.)
Then the rest of the CD should be your favorite Anal Cunt tunes.

You are welcome.

sluggy double-posted this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,080

Why bully loli?

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,082

Get her hooked on Phish and Widespread Panic

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,102

You can't give a 9 year old shrooms. How she supposed to enjoy either of those?

Think!

sluggy double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,106

This was supposed to cite this @237,073 (Swashbuckler !!+SaaZSjSE)


Im fucking done with apple. Fuck up my phone. Fucking faggots too busy sucking cock to make an update that doesn't completely break my phone making it unusable. It's slow as fuck now.

sluggy triple-posted this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,107

ANOTHEr MISSED QuOTE FUCK ThIs piece d shit phone.

Fuck apple. They're worthless, overpriced, sweatshop fuckers.

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,112

@previous (sluggy)

Nonsense! I love my iPhone more than life itself :(

BTW how you been? I saw you lost a lot of weight! Congrats :)

How is everything else going?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,121

AT previous
I haven't lost any weight. I'm as fat as ever.

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #237,125

@previous (sluggy)

Dude, I saw the pics you posted a while ago. You look pretty damn good.
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