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Topic: South African history

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #131,724

The history of South Africa:

Step 1: blacks and whites have no guns

Step 2: China invents guns

Step 3: Europeans receive the gunpowder technology through Eurasian trade routes

Step 4: white people with guns colonize Africans who don’t have guns

Step 5: white people oppress black people

Step 6: the white minority in South Africa builds nuclear weapons to prevent an uprising from the black majority once they get guns

Step 7: the black people start advocating for democracy

Step 8: the white people see the writing on the wall and decide to dismantle their nuclear weapons because it turns out you can’t save yourself by nuking yourself

Step 9: black people take over

Step 10: white guys on the internet wonder if black people without guns lost to white people with guns because black people are biologically inferior instead of asking how white people with nuclear weapons lost to black people without nuclear weapons

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,408,296

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_South_Africa

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,297

@previous (B)
"The first modern humans are believed to have inhabited South Africa more than 100,000 years ago.[1][2] South Africa's first known inhabitants have been collectively referred to as the Khoisan, the Khoekhoe and the San."

Fun fact about the Khoisan people, they’re actually one of the only African ethnic groups that have epicanthic eye folds like Asians.

anon replied with this 1 month ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,408,312

@previous (A)
Perhaps Adam and Eve and the rest of their incestious gang banging kids
Eve perhaps in a 4 way to drive the population UP UP and Away.
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