Topic: Idiots on the road

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,168

Why are their so many fucking retards on the road? Why do so many people feel the need to drive at 30 or 40 in a 60mph limit? Some idiot pulled out on me today, I was going 60mph. Fucking spastic just comes out of the junction without looking, had to slam on my brakes, very nearly hit him. Of course I honked the fuck out of him and proceeded to tailgate the piece of shit for the next few miles making fist/gun gestures and giving him the finger. People like that deserve to be dragged out of their cars and shot. Could have killed me and my little brother.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #236,641

I admire your ability to cram so much troll-bait into such a small paragraph, to4str.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #236,642

Could be worse. You could be the kind of idiot who fails at painting brake calipers.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #236,645

!hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #236,667

laser.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,684

brake calipers.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,687

@236,667 (!hEyBrieeXM)
This is my favourite way of making fun of to4str. :')

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,699

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No intellect or wit required, go for it.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,700

@previous (A)
It's incredibly intellectual and witty.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,710

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Maybe if you have down syndrome or are otherwise completely fucking retarded. "DURRRRRRRRR LASER BRAKE CALIPERS LOL I BET TO4STR FEELS SO STUPID NOW LOL FENCING LASER HURRRRRRRRRRR LULZ XDDDDDDDD"

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,728

@previous (A)
It also gets funny reactions from you, so that's another good reason to use it. :3

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,742

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Not really. If I just get "laser" "brake calipers" "fencing" incessantly I'll just stop using this site, because there's no point. I used to make multiple topics every day, this is my first thread in 6 days. Now of course you're all just gonna respond "Good. Fuck off. We don't want you here anyway." -- so, y'know, whatever.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,754

@previous (A)
> Now of course you're all just gonna respond "Good. Fuck off. We don't want you here anyway."
You know us too well. :')

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,761

@236,742 (A)
I'm sure that a successful gay sex scientist such as yourself can manage without us, toastie.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #236,769

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
How would I cope without meaningless drivel and the least offensive insults of all time...

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #236,815

Says the reckless driver who crashed into the side of a building after doing copious amounts of ketamine and weed then fled the scene of the crime.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #236,891

I thought England used the Metric system.

!hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #236,893

DURRRRRRRRR LASER BRAKE CALIPERS LOL I BET TO4STR FEELS SO STUPID NOW LOL FENCING LASER HURRRRRRRRRRR LULZ XDDDDDDDD\

personally, i find this to be far more amusing than 'sup to4str?' a million times...

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #236,895

I carry a laser pointer to blind other drivers who piss me off.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #236,898

DURRRRRRRRR LASER BRAKE CALIPERS LOL I BET TO4STR FEELS SO STUPID NOW LOL FENCING LASER HURRRRRRRRRRR LULZ XDDDDDDDD\

Minichan