Topic: British Chinese takeaway is for people with extremely childish palates.
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #131,672
Fried chicken nuggets with no flsvoring except "curry sauce", fucking smiley fries with a small amount of salt and pepper, egg fried rice with only eggs and rice, and not a single vegetable on the plate. No rich flavors, no sichuan peppercorns, no Chinese rice wine, nothing to differentiate it from whatever you can get at any other "chip shop" serving near identical childish finger food in pizza boxes.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,407,951
That's not Chinese food. It's golden brown white people English food with the deceptive name "Chinese" on it to fool flavorless white people.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 57 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,952
Anonymous B replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,953
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,955
@previous (B)
I cannot take them seriously. They think adding Campbell's Tomato Soup to mild-minus Butter Chicken creates the British national dish. Taking someone else's food, making it blander and claiming it as British. What a terse embodiment of that inbred island of thieves.
I cannot take them seriously. They think adding Campbell's Tomato Soup to mild-minus Butter Chicken creates the British national dish. Taking someone else's food, making it blander and claiming it as British. What a terse embodiment of that inbred island of thieves.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,956
@previous (A)
> What a terse embodiment of that inbred island of thieves.
It's 4am in Louisiana and you're drunkenly shitposting on the internet. Is this why your mail order bride left you?
> What a terse embodiment of that inbred island of thieves.
It's 4am in Louisiana and you're drunkenly shitposting on the internet. Is this why your mail order bride left you?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 56 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,957
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,964
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,965
OP gets personally offended when the chinese cuisine doesnt resemble his favourite entree.Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,970
And the OP fell mysteriously silent.
For the record he seems to have finally passed out at 5am. He's gonna have one bitch of a hangover when he comes to in the afternoon.
For the record he seems to have finally passed out at 5am. He's gonna have one bitch of a hangover when he comes to in the afternoon.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,976
@1,407,964 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I am not Matt.
@1,407,965 (E)
She was 17. Pay child support.
I am not Matt.
@1,407,965 (E)
She was 17. Pay child support.
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Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,985
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,986
Best Chinese food on Planet Earth