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Topic: What's your favorite English version of God's final revelation to us?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #131,617

I prefer being banned because I am a disgusting pedophile.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 7 hours later[^] [v] #1,407,522

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 28 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,523

God's final revelation has not yet been revealed. The solution to the horse/fly problem on the other hand is coming on Christmas Eve. Stay tuned!

DiversityHireKamikazePilot joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 51 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,525

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
God’s final revelation and the riddle solution are two different things I assume?

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Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,528

@previous (DiversityHireKamikazePilot)
Perhaps. Or perhaps not. Stay tuned to find out!


"Call to me and I will answer you, and will tell you great and hidden things that you have not known" - Jeremiah 33:3

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 32 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,532

@1,407,523 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Oh my gosh, yes, finally! I'm so excited! 😁

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 38 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,534

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Why didn't you ban grover you kankermongool? God you are useless.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 month ago, 34 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,535

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh fuck, sorry, I didn't notice he wrote his name in the image! My bad.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,540

@1,407,523 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> God's final revelation has not yet been revealed. The solution to the horse/fly problem on the other hand is coming on Christmas Eve. Stay tuned!

Will that solution have the backing of Jesus the Jew? I ask because you said the bible tells you that lying is WRONG.
Whatever you show as a solution, will suck compared to a couple3 of my Solutions.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 21 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,544

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)

> you said the Bible tells you that lying is WRONG.

It does indeed, so let's have less of your tales about the time you gassed up J.P.Morgan's Gulfstream so you fly Grace Kelly to the Maldives for a week.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,547

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> > you said the Bible tells you that lying is WRONG.
>
> It does indeed, so let's have less of your tales about the time you gassed up J.P.Morgan's Gulfstream so you fly Grace Kelly to the Maldives for a week.

Making up more fairy tails again. Of course your work is all about a Fake God and Fake Son of God (Self appointed)
Worked for a few years as a Consultant and later a VP of MCA and saw famous people every once in a while while visiting corporate digs. Don't think I ever viewed Grace Kelly - Even on my visits to the Maldives. J.P. Morgan was NOT my banker back then and THEY SURE ARE CURRENTLY in Huge ways.

I just WISH I had the Guts to say hello to Whoopie Goldberg as we could only stare each other down - Wanted to but would not break one of my dumb rules.

So, why why why did you see the need to Troll tc and mc with your Lies? Of course I support it because it backs how I feel about people that do what you do for a living.

OH Dang Your God/Jesus the Jew were clearly fucking each other over, while the Horrid Mayhem in Australia was going on.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,550

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)

> I just WISH I had the Guts to say hello to Whoopie Goldberg as we could only stare each other down - Wanted to but would not break one of my dumb rules.

The dumb rule being "don't acknowledge the hallucinations"?

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 16 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,554

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> > I just WISH I had the Guts to say hello to Whoopie Goldberg as we could only stare each other down - Wanted to but would not break one of my dumb rules.
>
> The dumb rule being "don't acknowledge the hallucinations"?

No this goes back to a lesson from my mother and right or wrong - Back when I was maybe 4 or 5 or so my parents took me and Bro to a famous Ice Creme shop on Hollywood Bvd. We were at a table when Lucille Ball walked in. Forget the details EXCEPT My Mother forced me to allow Lucille Ball to give me a hug.

That is all I remember about that incident but when all of a sudden on a movie lot with a mass of famous faces - I made up my mind to NOT say hello - Even when standing next to some one well known. The real breakdown for me was the very close encounter with Whoopie, because I wanted to say THANK YOU to her for her role in Star Trek and could NOT bring myself to do it. She could see my body language and reacted to IT, with her body language and like a Coward I just turned around and walked away. Now the last thing I want from you is some kind of Fake Forgiveness because your training as a PIMP for a Fake God/Jesus the Jew, gives you only what a PIMP has.

16 year old eye candy replied with this 1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,555

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)

> She could see my body language and reacted to IT

By running away? That's what I did when I saw you peering at me through the bushes.

Shakes a Finger joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,557

@previous (16 year old eye candy)

> > She could see my body language and reacted to IT
>
> By running away? That's what I did when I saw you peering at me through the bushes.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,558

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Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,559

@1,407,554 (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)

> Now the last thing I want from you is some kind of Forgiveness

Forgiveness is given by God, not priests. My job is to facilitate your supplication to Him. To help you drop to your knees you might say.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,560

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> To help you drop to your knees you might say.
You would go all ape shit with a delete IF I were to exercise my USA Given Constitutional Rights, which We all Know you do not support, as your Commie leanings and love for Putin and Kim Jong Unhung, would drive you to delete.

I will say The Catholic Church with Priests n Bishops and Cardinals and Popes is well known for:
> drop to your knees

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,562

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)

> I will say The Catholic Church with Priests n Bishops and Cardinals and Popes is well known for:
> > drop to your knees

Indeed, we do pray a lot.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,564

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> > I will say The Catholic Church with Priests n Bishops and Cardinals and Popes is well known for:
> > > drop to your knees
>
> Indeed, we do pray a lot.

OK a VERY Serious question for you. The 6 Million Jesus the Jew relatives who died at Hitlers hands - They Prayed and one can assume the 500,000 Homo's that Hitler put in graves along with the Jews - The value of their prayers???????????
The Recent Hannukah Celebration in Australia with People in Praying - The actual value in those prays ends up to me...Hummm to express it

I can't begin to comprehend the value of Prayers when clearly it appears WORTHLESS as ALL FUCK. IF praying cannot stop Genocide, how does a Priest expect to Sell the Value of a Praying?????

I do point out that the Terrorists guiding a plane into the World Trade Towers were in Pray to Allah aka God and apparently their version of God worked for them and those watching and in praying to not hit the towers must have been in pray to the wrong version of God.

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Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,566

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)

> IF praying cannot stop Genocide, how does a Priest expect to Sell the Value of a Praying?????

God gave humans free will. It's not His fault if we choose to commit evil with that free will.

As to the 2nd part, praying is not like an impatient child asking Santa for a present. Instead of asking me your question, ask it instead to the billion victims of human iniquity down the millenia who nevertheless kept their faith. Neither the victims nor survivors of the Holocaust died atheists. Indeed there is a metric tonne of Holocaust literature in which people describe their faith as having been strengthened by what they went through, counter-intuitive though it may seem to those of us who have never been through such an unimaginable ordeal. They looked both a degree and kind of evil in the eye that you never have, or will, and emerged with faith in God. Meditate on that for a while.

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+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,569

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> God gave humans free will. It's not His fault if we choose to commit evil with that free will.
You're a PIMP for God/Jesus the Jew

So Hitler having free will was free to do as he did - The people he killed prayed to God for Help and they got EXACTLY what they Got with ouT Praying. In other words It is 100% Proof that Praying is

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Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 11 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,573

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)

> So Hitler having free will was free to do as he did

Yep, you've got it. Why does it always take you forever to grasp a concept that even school children can understand?

boof joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 14 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,574

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,665

@1,407,573 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> > So Hitler having free will was free to do as he did
>
> Yep, you've got it. Why does it always take you forever to grasp a concept that even school children can understand?

You're so totally FUCKED UP
I said: "So Hitler having free will was free to do as he did - The people he killed prayed to God for Help and they got EXACTLY what they Got with ouT Praying. In other words It is 100% Proof that Praying is WORTHLESS"

How cum you could NOT deal with the Proof that Pray DOES NOT WORK - So many proofs it DOES NOT WORK - How about some examples where Pray once in blue moon works. Go on show US

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Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,667

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)

> I said: "So Hitler having free will was free to do as he did

Yep. Again, you've got it. Why does it always take you forever to grasp a concept that even school children can understand?

> The people he killed prayed to God for Help and they got EXACTLY what they Got with ouT Praying.

You can't possibly know what they prayed for and neither can you know what answer they received.

> In other words It is 100% Proof that Praying is WORTHLESS"

No, it's proof that your understanding of prayer is akin to a child demanding his parents buy him a toy and then throwing a tantrum when he doesn't get it.

Bless you for the opportunity to educate you my child.

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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,668

Well every country in Africa became independent following Hitler’s destruction of Europe, so that’s something. Maybe God was looking at the bigger picture.

Anonymous J double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,669

I mean think about it, either the Africans could rise up against the Europeans or the Europeans could just destroy themselves. It was the only way to end the revenge cycle.

Anonymous J triple-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,670

Just google a map of Africa in 1930 vs Africa in 1960. It seems like Hitler achieved something big. By mistake!

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,671

@1,407,667 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Reaching OUT because you're beyond sloppy 2nds when it cums to backing up your claims - And Trust from YOU? A Priest that plays a Troll on the internet. Sooooo I reached out to the internet.
What are the 7 purposes of prayer?
The Lord's Prayer reveals that there are 7 basic purposes for prayer. Prayer builds our relationship with God, allows us to express our praise and thanksgiving, exercises our faith, reminds us of our dependence on Him, keeps us right with Him, and allows God to guide us and protect us

"keeps us right with Him," Dang that must really help the Country of Ukraine currently - Putin must have God on his side or is that Satan - Perhaps your God is really Satan

Bottom line is that you're a Pimp for what might just be Satan masquerading as God.
> and allows God to guide us and protect us

Protect US? Those Children you Church Fucked UP - They sure got lots of Protection from exactly What? The Holocaust? You say I don't know exactly what they prayed for. BULLSHIT -

Your Fake God created the Planet in an Instant - Seems as a designer This God fucked up when it cums to plate tectonics. People dying in Earthquakes as a result of this BS God fucking the ground they walk on or sleep on.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,673

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)

> The Lord's Prayer reveals that there are 7 basic purposes for prayer. Prayer builds our relationship with God, allows us to express our praise and thanksgiving, exercises our faith, reminds us of our dependence on Him, keeps us right with Him, and allows God to guide us and protect us

Yep, you've got it. Not "to stop other humans from doing evil things". Faith in God requires intellectual and emotional maturity. You, alas, have neither, which is why it's all baffling to you.

Bless you for the opportunity to educate you my child.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,674

Damn So with a very limited read of the Bible I had to as just why did this Fake God create Satan and Get: What does Genesis 3:1 say about the devil?
In Genesis 3, we see Satan disguised as a "crafty" serpent in the garden waiting to have an encounter with Eve. Satan has a lot of experience attacking, tempting and destroying God's creation. Satan used a systematic approach to undermine God's commandment and trick Adam and Eve into sin

So, this encounter with Eve? Betting Satan would be blessed with an Endowed Penis more better than Adam or one of her sons. (Yea you were in wait for more early on approved Family Incest adventures.

Need to do more research on your hero Satan.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y double-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,675

@1,407,673 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> > The Lord's Prayer reveals that there are 7 basic purposes for prayer. Prayer builds our relationship with God, allows us to express our praise and thanksgiving, exercises our faith, reminds us of our dependence on Him, keeps us right with Him, and allows God to guide us and protect us
>
> Yep, you've got it. Not "to stop other humans from doing evil things". Faith in God requires intellectual and emotional maturity. You, alas, have neither, which is why it's all baffling to you.
>
> Bless you for the opportunity to educate you my child.

This so called intellectual and emotional maturity you speak of? Where was yours during your troll years at tc and now mc? You could tell me you just let Satan take over your life.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 12 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,676

@1,407,674 (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)

> So with a very limited read of the Bible

Yes, it's abundantly clear you have no idea what you're talking about. Nevertheless we priests are always happy to edify.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,680

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> > > So with a very limited read of the Bible
> >
> > Yes, it's abundantly clear you have no idea what you're talking about. Nevertheless we priests are always happy to edify.
>
> Sure Sure
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases

I came back fast at cha and work is about to take up 100% of what time I have left to play and my work is so much like hobby I started out with long ago - Anyway I want you to reflect on prayers some kids were giving when your work mates were doing cough cough Gods work.
Its just one more SOLID AS ALL FUCK EXAMPLE of how Prayer is BULLSHIT. Did not work for one of the many zillion kids fucked over by your church.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,407,682

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)

> reflect on prayers some kids were giving

You can't possibly know what prayers children make. Unless of course you stalk them, which I suppose in your case is highly probable.

Have a blessed afternoon in the nursing home my child.
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