BroMaxxing started this discussion 1 month ago#131,547
Hey, so I’ve been BroMaxxiny lately, because I am the height of minichan masculinity. You ever wondered what the best way to bro out is?
I mean, really, seriously, have you ever seen someone break down how to bro out into a science?
Well it starts like this, you and your bros both get jacked, you’re both in the gym often. Maybe you get the ping pong table out in the front yard in front of the frat house. Show off the ping pong skills to the ladies. Show off the beer pong strategy. What’s that? There’s a group of sorority sisters walking by, what’s a bro to do? We’ve gotta bro out to impress them. But how are we gonna bro out? We take our shirts off, you lift your shirt up, I put my hands on your chest, and I kiss your exposed chest and I get down on my knees. I pull down your pants, and I start kissing on your flaccid penis and feel it getting harder on my lips. Then I just start sucking it as you out your hands behind your head and look up to the sky and start moaning.
The ladies are loving it, the ladies are feeling jealous of me. They want that cock, but they’re jealous, they’re enraged by it. So they come over, straight across the road, without looking, one of them gets hit by a bus and dies instantly, nobody notices. All 6 of the other ones that live come over, they start ripping off my clothes in revenge. That’s where it gets interesting.
BroMaxxing (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,406,890
Anyway, that’s what I learned from hanging out with the Japanese international students. Turns out, they’re great at ping pong, until they get drunk, then they’re terrible and start trying to hit on the Chinese guys. They’re not gay, they’re just dick drunk. It happens to the best of us. One time, I was at a bar, talking to some dumb blonde bimbo, we’re drinking, we’re talking. Next thing I know, I wake up completely naked, semen all over my face, next to an Italian bodybuilder. It happens.