Topic: is it too instrusive to make it law that an ID chip be in every genital from birth?

boof started this discussion 1 month ago #131,452

Think of the increase in safety we would achieve. The chips would record every instance of proximity to another chip, making it easy to track spread of screw germs for example.

Ebolalalala joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,406,199

What happens when the battery dies? Are these gonna be solar powered? I don’t want to see men on the streets sunning their balls. That sounds kinda gay.

boof (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,200

perhaps a bit of radioactive isotope will do

Ebolalalala replied with this 1 month ago, 24 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,209

@previous (boof)
When they start asking why the babies have three arms, we say it’s the next level of evolution.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,212

You get chipped first

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,266

@previous (C)
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,406,363

Maybe they could use these small little round batteries? Every night, people just have to attach it up their ass somewhere.

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Minichan