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Topic: FAO: Niganon

Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 month ago #131,336

Your favourite.

Ebolalalala joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #1,405,465

KFC is the mark of the beast. I am a Christian and I don’t eat fried children.

https://youtu.be/SRmMNrEO-lE

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 15 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,467

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> KFC is the mark of the beast. I am a Christian and I don’t eat fried children.
>
> https://youtu.be/SRmMNrEO-lE

You must not be the brand of Catholic Christian.

Ebolalalala replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,469

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
*Roman Catholic

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 19 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,471

@previous (Ebolalalala)
Most EVIL of all Christian religions.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 21 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,472

Ebolalalala replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,474

@1,405,471 (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
The original universal Christian church founded by Christ.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,476

It's gratifying to be adding more and more Catholics to our little corner of the internet sandpit over here. It helps balance out the one or two sexual deviants we occasionally have.

Ebolalalala replied with this 1 month ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,477

Even after the Protestant Reformation and King Henry VIII converting England away from Catholicism and the British empire spreading Protestantism to their colonies, the Catholic Church is still the largest denomination of Christianity, about half of all Christians in the world are Catholic which works out to 1.4 billion people or about 17.7% of the world’s population.

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+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,480

@1,405,474 (Ebolalalala)

> The original universal Christian church founded by Christ.

Jesus the Jew was worm worth and mostly digested by the time someone made up and invented the Catholic Church. Remember Jesus the Jew died as a Jew. Totally Nude on the cross as Romans considered this maybe uplifting (pun)
Kook reminded me that upon death many males have an Erection.

Ebolalalala replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,482

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The reason why it’s called St. Peter’s Basilica is because St. Peter, who knew Jesus during his lifetime became the first Bishop of Rome / the first pope. Israel was occupied by the Romans at the time who executed Jesus, so the fact that St. Peter would travel to Rome isn’t really weird when you consider during that time period, Israel was technically a part of the Roman Empire. It would be the equivalent of somebody moving to DC.

Ebolalalala double-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,483

They actually found human remains where the tomb of St. Peter was expected to be, but it’s not really possible to verify whether they were from St. Peter or not, because obviously they didn’t have dental records or anything like that back then.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Peter%27s_tomb

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,484

@1,405,482 (Ebolalalala)

> The reason why it’s called St. Peter’s Basilica is because St. Peter, who knew Jesus during his lifetime became the first Bishop of Rome / the first pope. Israel was occupied by the Romans at the time who executed Jesus, so the fact that St. Peter would travel to Rome isn’t really weird when you consider during that time period, Israel was technically a part of the Roman Empire. It would be the equivalent of somebody moving to DC.

Fact checking which I love doing
It's a straightforward part of the Easter story: The Roman governor Pontius Pilate had Jesus of Nazareth killed by his soldiers. He imposed a sentence that Roman judges often inflicted on social subversives – crucifixion. The New Testament Gospels say so

Given Pontius Pilate was Roman and NOT Jewish - This was looooong before the American based Tomato was imported into Eu and other territories so you can be sure Pilates bowl of Pasta was NOT a Red sauce.

Ebolalalala replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,485

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I never claimed that the Jews killed Jesus, that’s just an antisemitic conspiracy theory. The Roman Empire was rather antisemitic, which is why the Jews wanted a savior in the first place.

Ebolalalala double-posted this 1 month ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,486

Of course, it turned into a sad irony that once Europe became Christian, the Christians ended up mistreating Jews and just kept the same prejudices the ancient Romans had.

Ebolalalala triple-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,487

A lot of the "ideas" Hitler has about Jews are stereotypes that he didn’t come up with, they were already several hundred years old at the time. Even some of the ideas like putting Jews in ghettos for example, that happened in Rome long before Hitler ever existed. His only innovation was he combined it with pseudoscience, pseudohistory, and put an atheistic / occult spin on it.

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Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,488

@1,405,485 (Ebolalalala)

> I never claimed that the Jews killed Jesus

Don't expect Syntax's replies to bear any relation to anything you actually wrote. He's basically a malfunctioning robot who churns out the same old shit about "Jesus the Jew" no matter the conversation. He's about 2 more replies away from waffling on about incest.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,405,490

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> > I never claimed that the Jews killed Jesus
>
> Don't expect Syntax's replies to bear any relation to anything you actually wrote. He's basically a malfunctioning robot who churns out the same old shit about "Jesus the Jew" no matter the conversation. He's about 2 more replies away from waffling on about incest.

You get upset because I remind you that you work for a HORRID DISGUSTING Employer.

As someone born what is called a Jew, I have worked HARD to stay away from any Jewish event including a few burials of relatives. Living and working in Israel over the years I would like to have gone into the Wailing Wall with friends but am NOT allowed unless I wear a Yumacall and I cannot be bothered to spel it korrectly

I do say Jesus the Jew to remind those so called Christians that are Anti Semitic - The Penis of Jesus they worship is a Jew. So they do not get any foreskin in the worship.

Yo Dave they are in wait at tc for you to post under Priest Dave and prove you're not banned.
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