Topic: Matt wanted to be a “Dubai port-a-potty” but didn’t have enough followers.
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago#131,309
Instagram models go to Dubai for gifts and bags and, sometimes, get shit on by rich Arabs and Russians who pay upwards of $30,000 to turn a human being into a toilet.
Matt wanted this for himself. The best he could do was a bus ticket to Florida where two rednecks took him on a fan boat, shit on his face, and have him pocket change and some Wal-Mart tote bags.