Topic: My girlfriend gets annoyed by my creative farting
Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 2 months ago #131,155
I tell her, look at this new yoga pose, then as I pull the pose I squeeze out the fart. She hates it.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,403,965
Do you, perchance, swallow her girlfarts?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,010
Diapers!
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 24 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,013
She sounds high maintenance as fuck.
Poots joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,018
Poots are farts!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,081
Matt wishes he were there to enjoy you in Lululemons doing hand stands and wafting his Cajun nostrils with the aromas of your bowels.
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