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Topic: Looks maxing tho

EbolaBoy started this discussion 2 months ago #131,139

Have any of you heard of bone smashing? It’s the cool new thing pretty boys on the internet are doing. It’s when you hit yourself in the face with a hammer to make girls like you.

Would you try it?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
3 75%
1 25%

EbolaBoy (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,403,866

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of in my life

EbolaBoy (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,868

The internet: the home of God’s trash

https://youtu.be/-eLtVTmrROg

Starter pack:

- Hate women

- Hit yourself in the face with a hammer to make women like you

- Take testosterone at 14

- Do some hard, hard drugs

EbolaBoy (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,870

Crazy how he made a pornstar look at him with a more disgusted face than a Mormon walking in on their son looking at gay shit porn in 4k with his causal insanity.

EbolaBoy (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 months ago, 14 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,871

I mean, I’m not stupid, I would never do this to myself, but is it crazy if I wanna do it to somebody else? I wanna looks max my enemies using bone smashing.

EbolaBoy (OP) sextuple-posted this 2 months ago, 9 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,872

The more I’m looking into this guy who took testosterone at 14, I don’t think he’d going to live that long, and he’s so racist, I kinda don’t feel bad about it.

EbolaBoy (OP) septuple-posted this 2 months ago, 41 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,873

https://youtu.be/P8Phkq1RWL8?t=9m15s

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,879

@1,403,866 (EbolaBoy)
considering your niggerlyness, im sure you hear dumber things from yourself at least twice a day.

EbolaBoy (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,889

@previous (C)
I’m talking about a white guy who hits himself in the face with a hammer and does meth to try and look more attractive.

Yeah, I think you’re right, he’s way smarter than I am, and I think you should start doing what he does. He’s white, so he must be high IQ and have good ideas. Maybe you should start hitting yourself in the face with a hammer and I’ll just be over here sad because I’m black and black people are too stupid to figure out how to hit ourselves in the face with hammers. So then you’ll develop a strong jawline and get all the girls and I’ll just be over here crying.

Yes you are right, please listen to and follow the example of the smart white guy who hits himself in the face with a hammer. I will be very jealous of you if you do this. The harder you hit yourself in the face with said hammer, the more jealous I will be.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,890

@previous (EbolaBoy)
> I’m talking about a white guy who hits himself in the face with a hammer and does meth to try and look more attractive.
Im not particularly interested in your story.

EbolaBoy (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,891

@previous (C)
I’m not talking about me, I’m talking about a white guy who hits himself in the face with a hammer. You should be interested in the story of this white man because he’s white so that means he’s smart.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,892

@previous (EbolaBoy)
Im not particularly interested in your story.

EbolaBoy (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,894

@previous (C)
Why aren’t you interested in what white men have to say?

Anonymous C replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,897

@previous (EbolaBoy)
Because you hit yourself in the face in the hammer and does meth...

EbolaBoy (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,899

@previous (C)
Yeah, because I’m a white man and you’re a nigger. Other races are inferior to the white man because other races are bound to their nature. Only the white man has the ability to improve himself. That’s why we created the modern world and invented everything. We can improve our bodies through bone smashing. I better myself as a white man every day by hitting myself in the face with a hammer every day.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,901

@previous (EbolaBoy)
Your a nigguh, harry.

EbolaBoy (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,902

As a white man, this is how my morning routine goes:

3:00 AM - I wake up and do half an hour of bone smashing

3:30 AM - I fuck my sister for half an hour

4:00 AM - I fuck my cousin for half an hour

4:30 AM - I fuck my son got half an hour

5:00 AM - I work out for 10 hours


3:00 PM - I drink bleach in order to whiten my skin to stay Aryan

3:30 PM - I go to sleep

EbolaBoy joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,404,054

Why the hell are people voting yes?
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