Topic: now it can be told: biblical Adam originally was given four lady friends to fuck
boof started this discussion 2 months ago #131,126
However, he was given toward sucking himself off all day long, and so the good Loarde put three of the ribs back
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boof (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,736
*plays Pump Up the Jam*
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We’re talking about Adam Smith and the Wealth of Nations here, right?
boof (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,403,738
that Adam was given a hand job by the invisible hand
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@OP> However, he was given toward sucking himself off all day long, and so the good Loarde put three of the ribs back
Based on Michelangelo's point of view - Adam barely had enough Penis to please Eve and his daughters. Self sucking would have been IMPOSSIBLE