Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 15 hours later[^][v]#1,402,863
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Ching Chong.
In west taiwan born and raised
On the gulag was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all making cheap gaijin crap outside of the sweatshop
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my sweatshop
I got in one little jump and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my bomb vest and dragged me off the suicide net
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my NEGATIVE CREDIT SCORE.
I put my tiananmen on and said, 'I might as well get ran over'.
Third class, yo this is bad
Drinking sewer oil out of a milk jug.
Is this what the people of NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER living like?
Hmmmmm, this might suck a bit less.
But wait I hear they're prissy, clean water all that
Is NIGGERNIGGER the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of ALLAHU ACKBAR
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a jew standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get dissapeared
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'PEKING' and it had tiger balls in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' – 'Yo homes to NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER'
I pulled up to the hovel about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of ALLAHU AKBAR