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Topic: Japan in WWII be like

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #130,922

"We’ve got no oil. How will we protect ourselves?"

"Let’s build 100 aircraft carriers and steal somebody else’s oil!"

"America sanctioned 90% of our oil…"

"Let’s go to war with America without any oil!"

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,402,316

China actually doesn’t really have that much oil either… Japan was really not making smart decisions tbh.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,317

OP be like "I'll post whatever random thoughts pop into my head because I am lonely and insane".

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,318

@previous (B)
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 13 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,327

America in WW2 be like "let's move our troops and supplies around on tires!"

"we got no rubber..."

"let's dishonor the god-emperor!"

"...our rubber is sanctioned..."

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,329

@previous (C)
Japan in WWI: "Britain is our ally!"

Japan in WWII: "Japan is the best, Japan is number 1! We kill everybody who isn’t Japanese!"


Japan after getting nuked twice: https://youtu.be/f3kL16kZJrg

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,330

Tbh white people say Japan has an amazing culture because they’re so clean and they’re so smart. Definitely not because of anything thing else…

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 2 months ago, 9 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,332

@previous (A)

> Definitely not because of anything thing else…

What is the real reason?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 11 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,367

@previous (C)
The Japanese can’t meaningfully oppose the west so they just accept it. Unlike the Chinese who still get uppity and try to compete with whitey.

Anonymous D double-posted this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,368

Then the African countries, white people don’t like the African countries because they feel like since they’re so poor, that African countries should just submit. But somehow, it turns out, that poor African countries never really tried war against the west like the Japanese did, so ironically, despite being poor, there was never really a legitimate reason for the west to occupy African countries. So instead of being like, "Oh, thank you European powers for your technology!" They’re more like, "Oh, you colonized us and now you want us to submit, fuck you."

And then they do some uppity shit like not letting American companies operate there.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly3d8gd8mno.amp

Anonymous D triple-posted this 2 months ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,369

…Elon got pretty mad about it, he got the White House to accuse South Africa of genocide against white people because the satellite internet thing pissed him off so much. Despite their distrust of foreigners, the Japanese would never have the audacity to be that uppity and say internet companies in Japan should be owned by Japanese people because they know who wears the pants in their relationship with the west.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,376

@1,402,316 (A)

> China actually doesn’t really have that much oil either… Japan was really not making smart decisions tbh.

While China does not have as much oil as some other major players, it has a significant amount, though not enough to meet its massive consumption needs


. The country ranks among the top oil producers and has large, though difficult-to-extract, reserves, but its total oil supply is less than the Asia Pacific region as a whole.

This is why China is the world's largest importer of crude oil, relying on imports to fulfill demand, says the U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA).

One of the many reasons China recycles it's oil.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,388

@previous (E)
You ever wonder how Vladimir Putin, a Russian Orthodox man and Xi Jinping, an atheist running a government that doesn’t recognize the Russian Orthodox Church get along with each other?

🛢️

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 17 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,391

@previous (F)

> You ever wonder how Vladimir Putin, a Russian Orthodox man and Xi Jinping, an atheist running a government that doesn’t recognize the Russian Orthodox Church get along with each other?
>
> 🛢️

It's almost like they're not raving ideologues who recognise the importance of mutually respectful pragmatism when you share a border. The EU hierarchs could learn a thing or two.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,392

@previous (G)
Well, Putin gives weapons to India, and India and China have border disputes, so, it is a bit of a love triangle going on over there in Asia.

Anonymous H double-posted this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,393

But then Putin is also the guy who gives money to far right anti immigrant groups in Europe, while supplying Russian mercenaries to prop up pro Russian anti western military dictatorships in the Sahel region in Africa at the same time.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,394

@previous (H)
This man literally gives money to people who say African immigrants are invading Europe while simultaneously attempting to recruit African soldiers from African countries to literally invade Europe.

But yeah, I mean, he has a good relationship with China so he must be trustworthy.

Anonymous I double-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,402,395

…and he called Europeans Nazis all the time.
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