Topic: Elon
PissBoy started this discussion 2 months ago #130,830
What if Elon Musk isn’t smart enough to get to Mars? What if his IQ is too low to achieve that?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,401,886
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,904
He’s such a fucking dweeb. Ozempic, hair plugs, ketamine, his bouncy gay X jumps. He’s the spaz who probably asked kids if they wanted to be friends while bombarding them with logorrhea.
“This episode of Silicon Valley douche brought to you by the letter X, a bag of ketamine, and the number 1 million - the number of EV sales Tesla lost due to Elon’s political dabbling. But don’t worry kids, he still will get a trillion dollars he doesn’t need for playing video games and shitposting on a mediocre social media service he tanked.”
“This episode of Silicon Valley douche brought to you by the letter X, a bag of ketamine, and the number 1 million - the number of EV sales Tesla lost due to Elon’s political dabbling. But don’t worry kids, he still will get a trillion dollars he doesn’t need for playing video games and shitposting on a mediocre social media service he tanked.”
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 28 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,905
I hope he guesses wrong planet, has to fly back another 800,000 miles then gets stuck in space traffic jam from all his satellite junk.