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Topic: Advertisements

DEI guy started this discussion 2 months ago #130,784

I just got this ad while scrolling on my phone. It was this add with a bunch of dates separated by commas and plus signs like:

"Sep 17, Nov 20 + April 13, June 28 + Oct 31, Dec 1"

I was confused so I started staring at it, I thought it was a math problem, the gears started turning, I felt myself going cross eyed, then I realized it was a find your soulmate add.

That ad is gonna get somebody killed. What is June 28 + October 31? What does that mean? How do I calculate that?

DEI guy (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,401,694

Different months have different numbers of days, when you do the carry from days to months when the day overflows, does the day overflow after 30 or does it overflow after a specific number of days specific to a specific month and if so, what month is that?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,695

Well? Who is your soulmate?

DEI guy (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 3 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,696

Is it a leap year? Does that factor in? Or should we convert it to the nth day of the year, add that, then convert it back to a month and day? Do you get the same answer?

DEI guy (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 39 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,697

@1,401,695 (B)
I don’t have a soul. I am a godless killing machine engineered by the government.

DEI guy (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 27 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,698

https://youtu.be/GKnAWcWnJJc

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,734

@1,401,695 (B)

> Well? Who is your soulmate?

I always laugh at that nonsense or at the idea of twin flames. The idea that there’s only one person for you among billions sounds like saccharine bullshit. Plus, when you meet someone the clock begins ticking down toward flameout.

Anonymous C double-posted this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,735

@1,401,698 (DEI guy)

> https://youtu.be/GKnAWcWnJJc

Better than anything on SyFy and significantly better-written.
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