Topic: Mr.Legs hit on me today!
swamplights !!V3J448+/B started this discussion 15 years ago #13,076
We have a maintenance man at work who always wears short shorts. He has very nice legs,so my nickname for him is Mr. Legs. Today at work, he invited me to his house and for a ride on his boat. Good idea, or am I gonna get raped?Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #235,388
I know a man called Mr Hands. He once said that if people wanted to have sex with dogs in their own time, they shouldn't go to jail for it, so we call him Mr Hands.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #235,389
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,391
also, I think the janitor who always wears short shorts has a perfectly good reason for wanting you to go on his boat.
Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,393
@235,389 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Yes but we couldn't think of anyone who had sex with dogs.
And also he has freakish hands.
Yes but we couldn't think of anyone who had sex with dogs.
And also he has freakish hands.
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[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,394
I hope you don't get raped
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,396
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,397
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
he thinks you're cool and always invited friends to ride on his boat.
he thinks you're cool and always invited friends to ride on his boat.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,398
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,402
He looks like a dwarf. Don't go.
rapeman !tBiiX/DHfk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,405
u gon git rapped but dont wurry as it feelin 2 god
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,420
You gonna get raped. I worked with a guy once who had legs like a vegas stripper or something. It was very weird.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,424
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,426
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,428
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,431
@235,424 (G)
My buddy pointed it out, I never really noticed before, but I don't know how I missed it. The guy even shaved his legs lol, they were tanned and shaved and... well I think maybe he was a closet cross-dresser or something.
@235,426 (B)
Also this.
My buddy pointed it out, I never really noticed before, but I don't know how I missed it. The guy even shaved his legs lol, they were tanned and shaved and... well I think maybe he was a closet cross-dresser or something.
@235,426 (B)
Also this.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,436
@OP
The question is, would you mind the 'rape' or would you gladly let him do you?
The question is, would you mind the 'rape' or would you gladly let him do you?
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #235,454
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #235,455
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,457
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,458
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
So you would mind the rape and you would gladly let him do you?
You're one kinky lady.
So you would mind the rape and you would gladly let him do you?
You're one kinky lady.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,461
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,599
I wouldn't go out on a boat with someone alone I didn't know very well. Well, I would, and you can handle yourself so you should be ok, but petite pretty men/women shouldn't. Anything can happen. You can hit someone over the head, dump them over the side, radio for help and get away with only suspicions.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,608
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,612
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,615
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,619
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I'd let her rape me.
Because I'd be afraid to resist, but excited at the same time.
I'd let her rape me.
Because I'd be afraid to resist, but excited at the same time.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,622
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,633
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,858
@previous (sluggy)
She has an open preference for boys aged 14-16, but hasn't had sex with anyone younger than 17. But she has gotten very drunk and mentioned fantasies about much younger boys.
She has an open preference for boys aged 14-16, but hasn't had sex with anyone younger than 17. But she has gotten very drunk and mentioned fantasies about much younger boys.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,864
swamplights !!V3J448+/B (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,865
@previous (J)
I know what a pedophile is, you dingus. She has recently been speaking of her attraction to VERY young boys. Like 8-12.
I know what a pedophile is, you dingus. She has recently been speaking of her attraction to VERY young boys. Like 8-12.
bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,866
@235,864 (J)
> mentioned fantasies about boys much younger.
What, did you just stop reading at the relevant bit?
> mentioned fantasies about boys much younger.
What, did you just stop reading at the relevant bit?
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #235,943
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #236,185
@235,865 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
She will make some boy very happy one day.
I know when someone takes the gun out of my mouth, and withdraws my flaccid penis I'm very relieved, which makes me happy
She will make some boy very happy one day.
I know when someone takes the gun out of my mouth, and withdraws my flaccid penis I'm very relieved, which makes me happy
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