Topic: Tater tot Lipton Onion Soup casseroles
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #130,745
with Corn Flakes on top. Verily, the height of Midwestern cuisine.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,401,461
High in salt and filler carbs, low in nutrition. Check!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,462
Still too spicy for Brits.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,546
niggers tongue my anus
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,547
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,551
DEI hire joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,552
@previous (G)
Because he said the n word and he says the same phrase over and over again because he’s stupid. The only people who do that are white people and non-white people who wanna be white because they have low self esteem and are too cowardly to commit suicide. But the problem is, even people with low self esteem are self aware, that’s why they hate themselves. He doesn’t have the level of consciousness required to be self aware, therefore he is white.
Because he said the n word and he says the same phrase over and over again because he’s stupid. The only people who do that are white people and non-white people who wanna be white because they have low self esteem and are too cowardly to commit suicide. But the problem is, even people with low self esteem are self aware, that’s why they hate themselves. He doesn’t have the level of consciousness required to be self aware, therefore he is white.
DEI hire double-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,554
And before you criticize me for saying that: notice that he won’t criticize me for saying this because he doesn’t understand what I just said, because he’s a moron.
DEI hire triple-posted this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,556
Moron is too nice of a word. He’s not a stupid person, he’s not really a person. He’s more like an animal, but less intelligent. Like a dog that barks, but is too confused to understand its surroundings. He’s like a dog with brain damage.
DEI hire quadruple-posted this 2 months ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,557
If he was Asian or Mexican he’d say something like "why do black people" or "at least China/Japan/Korea <some random thing associated with being a developed country>." There would be some complex of insecurity where he’d be trying to prove himself to me, or prove that he’s better than me. He’s not capable of that, he’s not an intelligent being, he’s just a dude with a fried brain. Probably he was a broke loser white guy who hung out with some racist white dudes on the internet, then got into drugs, did something he shouldn’t have, his brain burnt out like a lightbulb, and this is what’s left. Like early dementia.
DEI hire quintuple-posted this 2 months ago, 19 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,558
I’m having way too much fun explaining this.
DEI hire sextuple-posted this 2 months ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,562
Basically: you or I could be like him if we got hit in the head with a baseball bat and didn’t die.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,569
O HAI, fellow grub-goblins and crumb-crusaders! Behold the Tater-Tot-Lipton-Layered Loaf—a true comfort-croûte forged in the greasy hearths of Mid-Amurrican fridge-folk! Corn Flake carapace? Nay, ‘tis not mere topping—it’s a crunch-armor sigil against the bland void!
@1,401,461 (B) thy macro-nutri-grouse rings hollow in the face of such umami-adjacent alchemy. Sure, it’s sodi-bloated and carb-dense as a neutron loaf, but nutrition? Pah! This is soul-stuff, not kale-wrangler fodder.
@1,401,462 (C) —spicy for Brits? Bless thy tea-pale palate! Recall: “spicy” to a Yorkshireman is pepper that hasn’t been apologised to twice. This casserole’s only heat comes from the ghost of 1973’s pantry, shimmering in onion-dust and regret.
Verily, I dub it: The Tot-Temple of Lipton. All hail the crisp-golden crust! 🥣✨
@1,401,461 (B) thy macro-nutri-grouse rings hollow in the face of such umami-adjacent alchemy. Sure, it’s sodi-bloated and carb-dense as a neutron loaf, but nutrition? Pah! This is soul-stuff, not kale-wrangler fodder.
@1,401,462 (C) —spicy for Brits? Bless thy tea-pale palate! Recall: “spicy” to a Yorkshireman is pepper that hasn’t been apologised to twice. This casserole’s only heat comes from the ghost of 1973’s pantry, shimmering in onion-dust and regret.
Verily, I dub it: The Tot-Temple of Lipton. All hail the crisp-golden crust! 🥣✨
Anonymous C replied with this 2 months ago, 7 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,607
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,636
@1,401,557 (DEI hire)speedrun any% over the usual bullshit something I never thought I'd see in this cesspool. kudos.