Topic: Do you hate Olive Garden commercials?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ started this discussion 15 years ago #1,307

Here is what I hate about them:

1. They pretend that their chefs are professionally-trained Italian masters. In reality, I know (firsthand) than they get all their stuff in frozen bags from a central distributor, and just heat them up in a pan.

2. Their commercials portray the most whitebread, Midwestern losers, who think that little cousin jokes are hilarious.

3. Their food and wine sucks.

Do you hate their commercials too?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Yes	6	43%
No	8	57%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #25,188

I've eaten there a total of one time. I had the Never Ending Salad Bowl. It was delicious.

Also, what is a "little cousin" joke?

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,191

@previous (B)
On their commercials, these whitebread, nasally white people say things like, "Remember when cousin Alice accidentally spilled a salad?" and the entire table of whitebread fuckers erupts into hilarious laughter.

!cPIZZADayc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,192

I hate them because they're cheesy and terrible. I've never eaten at an Olive Garden.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,193

@previous (!cPIZZADayc)
You are only missing out on pre-frozen, industrial food.

!cPIZZADayc replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,194

@25,191 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Eugh, I hate that.

!cPIZZADayc double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,195

@25,193 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
I love frozen food when I eat it at home.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,196

@25,193 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
I do not think you can freeze lettuce and have it be as crisp as it is in their salads.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,197

@previous (B)
Their salads are not frozen, but their pasta, entrees, and sauces arrive frozen from a central factory, and they just heat them up.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,198

Were you molested at an Olive Garden or something?

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,199

I hate that suburban America thinks Olive Garden is "fine dining."

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,200

@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
It's kinda pricey...

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,202

@25,199 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
this

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,205

I always raged when people from my high school would go to Olive Garden for dinner before school dances.

!cPIZZADayc replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,207

@25,199 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
They do?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,208

@previous (!cPIZZADayc)
It isn't?

Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,209

My Grandma took me there when I graduated college as a celebration...

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,210

@OP
What do you have against white midwesterners? YOu fucking racist

!cPIZZADayc replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,211

@25,208 (B)
No. It's like Denny's or the Red Lobster. I'm sure it's not as bad as DM is making it sound, though.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,212

@25,210 (F)
They are bland, obnoxious, nasally, uncultured, uncivilised, uneducated, and have no concept of what true fine dining is. Also, they make bland fucking casseroles with Frosted Flakes and think it is "delicious food."

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,213

@25,211 (!cPIZZADayc)
It is basically an upscale McDonald's. I am serious. They ship in frozen sauces from some factory, and heat them up in their "kitchen."

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,214

@25,212 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
At least they don't make Ghetto Lobster!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,215

@25,212 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Why must you make such scathing remarks? WHy are you so angry and hateful?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,216

@25,212 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
African "Americans" are loud, obnoxious, slurring, uncultured, uncivilized, uneducated, drop-outs, and have no concept of what true fine dining is. Also, they make shitty gumbos and cook shitty meat and try and spice everything up with hot sauce to mask the blandness and call it "delicious food".

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,217

@25,215 (G)
I think he was molested in an Olive Garden.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,218

@25,216 (F)
Black Americans cook real food, from real ingredients. They do not pour Lipton soup, Lipton fried onions, and Kellog Corn Flakes into a dish, heat it, and call it "cooking."

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,219

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,220

@25,218 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
PLease answer my question. Why are you so hateful and angry?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,221

@25,219 (B)
lol exactly what I am talking about...fine Midwestern "cuisine"

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,223

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
It was actually invented in New Jersey in 1955.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,225

I like the Olive Garden commercial with the cute girl from "Modern Family".

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,226

@25,223 (B)
It was?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,227

@25,221 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
A typical African "American" meal of chicken.

Anonymous F double-posted this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,229

@25,225 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Pedopile

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,230

@25,225 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,231

they didn't hire him and now he's pissy about it.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,232

@25,226 (D)
Yes, by the Campbell Soup Company.

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,233

My god yes. I don't even watch regular tv, so I only see it on Hulu. I want to make them suffer painful death.

I remember this woman telling me how her BF was gonna take her somewhere nice for her Bday. Like olive garden. I laughed because I thought she was joking. Then I realize she was trash and was serious. Not only that, she probably was gonna get "dressed up" to go. Which I'm guessing would he her nice pair of jeans and not a sweatshirt, and she would maybe wear a bra.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,234

@25,227 (F)
At least they use real chicken and real ingredients, instead of piling together Lipton's canned crap and heating it.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,235

@25,229 (F)
She's 20.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,237

@25,234 (A)
Why so anon?

@25,232 (B)
Well, he'd best not mess with what comes out of New Jersey if he knows what's good for him.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,238

@25,233 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Too mean.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,239

@25,231 (I)
lol. this was the upper-management interview he was on about a few weeks back.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,240

@25,235 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Seriously? I thought she was like 8.

!cPIZZADayc replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,241

@25,233 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
lololol
I love those people.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,242

@25,237 (D)
Because he's trying to anonymously convince people that the rich should give him their money.

(Edited 59 seconds later.)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,243

@25,240 (B)
Why?

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,244

@25,225 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Welcome to the club.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,246

@25,243 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
In that other pic, she looks like an eight year old.

Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,248

Her face is proportioned like a child's.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,249

@25,242 (G)
haha, the random capitalization of full words gives him away every time, as if it wasn't already obvious enough.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,251

@25,244 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Isn't she cute?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,253

@25,249 (F)
> follow the Oxford standards for capitalization
> random capitalization

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,254

@25,251 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

> Isn't she cute?

Not really...

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,255

@25,248 (B)
Is it?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,256

@25,251 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
ehhhh. she's not cute enough to go for the "young" look.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,258

@25,254 (B)
Who do you find attractive?

!cPIZZADayc replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,259

@25,256 (F)
This~ :')

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,260

@25,256 (F)
She might not be going for a young look.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,261

@25,253 (A)
> follow standards that were created with things like bold typefacing were rare
> can't understand why this seems weird

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,262

@25,256 (F)
But Ellen Page looks like a child as well.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,263

@25,253 (A)
You just inadvertently admitted to making that post.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,265

@25,258 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Boys.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,266

@25,261 (F)
> follow the standards that are still followed in all professional publishing
> Minichan teenager thinks it is wrong

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,268

@25,265 (B)
Oh, which boys?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,269

@25,262 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
but a cuter and sexable child (in a non-pedophile way, lol)

Anonymous F double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,271

@25,266 (A)
are you a lawyer? then you don't get to use their standards. get back to me when you pass the bar.

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,275

@25,234 (A)
Your "LOOK AT HOW NOT RACIST I AM" schtick is going too far. Blacks eat disgusting shit, not fit for human consumption. They have higher obesity rate than whites, and their food is disgusting.

Given your expert knowledge of Midwest cuisine, I will not accept living near new orleans, where there might actually be decent Negro fair, as excuse.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,281

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Dude, it is not a "shtick." I believe that any food that is prepared from real ingredients, is better than processed food form a can. How is that a "shtick?"

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,284

I kind of feel the same way about people who think Starbucks is some kind of trendy, upscale coffee shop.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,297

@25,269 (F)
She is more of a shota than a loli.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,298

@25,275 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
I actually really like organ meat. Is that trashy?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,301

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Not at all. I do too. French cuisine highly prizes offal cuisine.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,302

@25,297 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
You aren't a real lesbian. Males don't have full cheeks.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,312

@previous (F)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,313

@25,302 (F)
Little boys do.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,318

@25,312 (B)
His cheeks are not full, notice how they make a straight line with the rest of his face.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,320

@25,302 (F)
And she has very small breasts, like a child.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,321

@25,302 (F)

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,322

@25,318 (F)
Do you mean a heart-shaped face?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,323

@25,320 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Children don't have breasts.

Anonymous F double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,325

@25,313 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
But their eyes and lips are not of the similar proportion.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,327

@25,323 (F)

> Children don't have breasts.

11 year old girls aren't children?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,328

@25,323 (F)
They do, sometimes.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,329

@25,327 (B)
Depends on what you mean by child.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #25,331

@25,325 (F)
I've seen very passable traps.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,334

@25,329 (F)
A person who is physically immature.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,335

@25,331 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
And conversely!

Anonymous F double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,336

@25,327 (B)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aging-associated_diseases
Your point?

Anonymous F triple-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,337

@25,334 (B)
So now define immature.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,341

@25,335 (F)
Yep!

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,342

@25,337 (F)

> So now define immature.

Lacking complete growth, differentiation, or development.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,345

@previous (B)
That's interesting. Is our growth really complete when it ceases? So we are only mature when dead?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,347

@previous (F)
Our ears, nose, and feet keep growing until death.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,348

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Hair, nails, skin.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,349

@25,345 (F)
Sir, I do believe you are a pedo.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,351

@25,348 (F)
True.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,352

@25,349 (B)
I consider myself an ephebophilia, but I guess most don't make such a distinction.

The Truth !!vSp31CfSr joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,366

Well, they have a job and you don't... so suck on that Dick and choke

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,370

@previous (The Truth !!vSp31CfSr)
Chill out, bro.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,375

@25,212 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)

> They are bland, obnoxious, nasally, uncultured, uncivilised, uneducated, and have no concept of what true fine dining is. Also, they make bland fucking casseroles with Frosted Flakes and think it is "delicious food."

Maybe those Midwesterners can't afford to eat at a truly nice restaurant, because their tax dollars go towards welfare for fat, alchoholic, wannabe frenchmen.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,380

@25,370 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Aspies can't chill out.

Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,382

@25,375 (L)
Samefag.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,384

@previous (B)
actually, I'm a different namefag who does not wish to be indentified.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,412

@25,191 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)

> On their commercials, these whitebread, nasally white people say things like, "Remember when cousin Alice accidentally spilled a salad?" and the entire table of whitebread fuckers erupts into hilarious laughter.

Haha.

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #25,445

I'd fuck Ellen page. She wouldn't fuck me thoug, even if she was straight.