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Topic: The new world order: the Philippines

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #130,647

As an African from the dark heart of blackest Africa who is tired of hearing Europeans whine and complain about everything all the time, I say we make Manila the world capitol. Are Filipinos racist? I don’t even care, they’re like Mexicans. They’re about as racist as Mexicans are, it’s like, yeah they’re racist but they’re brown so it’s like, more of a rival gang sort of thing than actually intimidating. I don’t know any Mexicans I’m just saying things. We need to make the Philippines into the world’s most powerful country. We need millions of Filipinos to flood into Europe, restore order, civilize the English, make some good food whatever they eat in the Philippines, make everybody speak Tagalog, make everybody Catholic. I think that would be good. I’d have a lot of respect for any Filipinos who could make that happen.

It just feels too arrogant for me to say a black nation should take over Europe because that would make me like them, and I’m just not like that. But also it would look like I’m a moron if I said a country that people actually have strong opinions about, so I’m just saying the Philippines, because it’s a random Asian country that’s not super controversial. If Filipinos colonized Europe, Europeans wouldn’t even know what to be mad about. They’re Catholic, they’re not communist. What are they gonna say? They’re too Asian? Nah, Europeans are Caucasian, that’s Asian with extra steps.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,400,926

Are Mexicans even real?

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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,929

Actually the English would bitch about the Catholic thing, but they could be pacified by Filipino swag.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 31 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,930

You're not African you're just an American. You are simply the black version of those Americans who call themselves Irish because their great-great-grandfather came over from Ireland.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,932

@previous (B)
Irish Americans are great. I love Irish Americans.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 18 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,933

Much better than the ANGLOIDS!

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,934

I mean, first off: the Irish believe in the correct version of Christianity. They believe in the primacy of the bishop of Rome, the infallibility of the Holy Father, and they also are great at blowing up British people. How could you not love the Irish? Their island is green like an emerald, the currency used in Minecraft, which matches their high GDP per capita. They are also a tax haven. Who doesn’t love a tax haven? Ireland is the most based country of all European countries.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,935

Left wing or right wing, their socialist party is republican. There’s something in it for everyone.

https://youtu.be/ehukpdse8_w

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,937

Anyway, this is one of the threads of all time.

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,938

Plus Europeans drive tiny cars because they have tiny penises and are tiny men.
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