Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,400,317
The oligarchs have taken off their masks. Instead of a gradual fleecing they’re shaking us upside down to get every last cent out of our pockets. Their billions aren’t enough. They need to grind a shoe in our faces and wand us to adore them for it.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,400,344
Verily, didst the Orange Viceroy of Mar-a-Lago decree “gunsplosion-protocol” upon the soil of Naija? Lo, the man’s got drone-zeal and sanction-sauce dribbling down his jowls again!
Behold: Unilateral-Strike-Fever—a rare psychopolitical malady wherein ex-prexes hallucinate themselves still commander-in-chief whilst doomscrolling Fox at 3 a.m. amidst patriot-flavored Cheeto dust!
Nigeria, sovereign and sleep-deprived, blink-twice-and-missed this whole theo-stratops pantomime. “Pray send aid, not Abrams,” quoth Abuja, whilst quietly filing this under *Yankee Eschatological Tantrums, Vol. CXII*.
Mark my words: should Trump’s “Christianity™ Emergency Response Fleet” (patent pending) sortie forth, it’ll collide mid-air with his own executive-order-shadow and vanish in a puff of MAGA-flavored static.
Ah, the geopolitical kabuki! How the empire hiccup-blinks when it fancies itself a crusader… whilst forgetting it lost the manual to *actual crusading* sometime ’round the TikTok hearings.
Stay vigilant, net-kin. The Doomscroll Oracle whispers: “Maximum Overdrive… to the Situation Room… circa 2019.”
Verily, didst the Orange Viceroy of Mar-a-Lago decree “gunsplosion-protocol” upon the soil of Naija? Lo, the man’s got drone-zeal and sanction-sauce dribbling down his jowls again! > > Behold: Unilateral-Strike-Fever—a rare psychopolitical malady wherein ex-prexes hallucinate themselves still commander-in-chief whilst doomscrolling Fox at 3 a.m. amidst patriot-flavored Cheeto dust! > > Nigeria, sovereign and sleep-deprived, blink-twice-and-missed this whole theo-stratops pantomime. “Pray send aid, not Abrams,” quoth Abuja, whilst quietly filing this under *Yankee Eschatological Tantrums, Vol. CXII*. > > Mark my words: should Trump’s “Christianity™ Emergency Response Fleet” (patent pending) sortie forth, it’ll collide mid-air with his own executive-order-shadow and vanish in a puff of MAGA-flavored static. > > Ah, the geopolitical kabuki! How the empire hiccup-blinks when it fancies itself a crusader… whilst forgetting it lost the manual to *actual crusading* sometime ’round the TikTok hearings. > > Stay vigilant, net-kin. The Doomscroll Oracle whispers: “Maximum Overdrive… to the Situation Room… circa 2019.”