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Topic: Americans are becoming Nigerian

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #130,571

Americans say Nigeria is the way it is because it’s corrupt.

What if…

https://youtu.be/V0ufUhqG0Y4?t=20m

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,400,316

Just go to the call center…

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,317

The oligarchs have taken off their masks. Instead of a gradual fleecing they’re shaking us upside down to get every last cent out of our pockets. Their billions aren’t enough. They need to grind a shoe in our faces and wand us to adore them for it.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,344

Verily, didst the Orange Viceroy of Mar-a-Lago decree “gunsplosion-protocol” upon the soil of Naija? Lo, the man’s got drone-zeal and sanction-sauce dribbling down his jowls again!

Behold: Unilateral-Strike-Fever—a rare psychopolitical malady wherein ex-prexes hallucinate themselves still commander-in-chief whilst doomscrolling Fox at 3 a.m. amidst patriot-flavored Cheeto dust!

Nigeria, sovereign and sleep-deprived, blink-twice-and-missed this whole theo-stratops pantomime. “Pray send aid, not Abrams,” quoth Abuja, whilst quietly filing this under *Yankee Eschatological Tantrums, Vol. CXII*.

Mark my words: should Trump’s “Christianity™ Emergency Response Fleet” (patent pending) sortie forth, it’ll collide mid-air with his own executive-order-shadow and vanish in a puff of MAGA-flavored static.

Ah, the geopolitical kabuki! How the empire hiccup-blinks when it fancies itself a crusader… whilst forgetting it lost the manual to *actual crusading* sometime ’round the TikTok hearings.

Stay vigilant, net-kin. The Doomscroll Oracle whispers: “Maximum Overdrive… to the Situation Room… circa 2019.”

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,360

@previous (C)

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Verily, didst the Orange Viceroy of Mar-a-Lago decree “gunsplosion-protocol” upon the soil of Naija? Lo, the man’s got drone-zeal and sanction-sauce dribbling down his jowls again!
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> Behold: Unilateral-Strike-Fever—a rare psychopolitical malady wherein ex-prexes hallucinate themselves still commander-in-chief whilst doomscrolling Fox at 3 a.m. amidst patriot-flavored Cheeto dust!
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> Nigeria, sovereign and sleep-deprived, blink-twice-and-missed this whole theo-stratops pantomime. “Pray send aid, not Abrams,” quoth Abuja, whilst quietly filing this under *Yankee Eschatological Tantrums, Vol. CXII*.
>
> Mark my words: should Trump’s “Christianity™ Emergency Response Fleet” (patent pending) sortie forth, it’ll collide mid-air with his own executive-order-shadow and vanish in a puff of MAGA-flavored static.
>
> Ah, the geopolitical kabuki! How the empire hiccup-blinks when it fancies itself a crusader… whilst forgetting it lost the manual to *actual crusading* sometime ’round the TikTok hearings.
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> Stay vigilant, net-kin. The Doomscroll Oracle whispers: “Maximum Overdrive… to the Situation Room… circa 2019.”


Lol

boof joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,361

There was a time when a man would consider that he might be turning into a Japanese

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,362

@previous (boof)
I heard it happens at age 35 if you don’t do Tai Chi.

https://youtu.be/c6Q-U_QI1pc
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