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Topic: American Thanksgiving Food is objectively bad

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #130,537

Dry, overcooked, chewy turkey. Cheap "casseroles" that are just layers of canned food with Corn Flakes on top. Pies so cloyingly sweet that they give diabetes. Nothing homemade, nothing flavorful, nothing cooked properly. People who get all excited about Thanksgiving food have obviously never had good food in their lives.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,400,178

ShUt ThE fUcK uP mAtT

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,181

American FOOD is bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfehGfSTu70

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,182

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,238

One oven instead of my normal two ovens while Cardiff house re-build underway.
So one Turkey in the oven and two Bar-B-Q's with Turkeys and this time I will break my no butter rule and over use Butter on the two in the Q's

I keep telling self I need to do the Cajun Deep Fried, because memories of my first taste of such and it WAS THE MOST JUICY Turkey Breast I had ever tasted.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,284

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
Why do you keep posting photos of food that is not the actual food you cooked or ate?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 14 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,285

@previous (A)
Why did your mail order bride leave you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 24 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,287

@previous (F)
You must have the wrong person. I've never had a male order bride, nor have I ever been left by a bride.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,288

@previous (A)
My mistake, I thought you were Matt Miller.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,289

@previous (F)
The guy you're in love with? Got it.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,290

@previous (A)

> The guy who besmirched his mother's obituary with a fake story about being married?

Yep, you've got it.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,292

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,299

@1,400,290 (F)
I never did anything like that. You got the wrong person.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,410

@previous (A)
So if I post a picture of the obituary in question, you won't report it?

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,420

@1,400,284 (A)

> Why do you keep posting photos of food that is not the actual food you cooked or ate?

I have NOT once except for work uploaded photos. You're free to stab out your eyes so you will not have to view what I upload here.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,691

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
Are you claiming you cooked that dish?

Anonymous D replied with this 2 months ago, 54 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,703

@previous (A)
He also claims to have cooked a Qualcomm satellite dish for dinner and went on a 10 myle run.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 2 months ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,732

@1,400,691 (A)

> Are you claiming you cooked that dish?

For sure many of my Turkeys looked Exactly like that one. This will be the FIRST YEAR I am planning to Baste the Turkeys with Irish Butter.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y double-posted this 2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,733

@1,400,703 (D)

> He also claims to have cooked a Qualcomm satellite dish for dinner and went on a 10 myle run.
While working in Dubbo Australia in prep for the first Launch of the First 4 Globalstars a Lighting Storm hit one of these and toppled it as Cooked to the Ground. There is a MASSIVE Underground network of Rods and Wires that go for hundred of yards to take a Lighting Strike and GROUND IT. It was NOT good enough.

Indy you're still jealous your body does not respond to Exercise Memories of your posting about faking dancing at a club.

Anonymous F replied with this 2 months ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,736

@1,400,691 (A)
You didn't answer my question:
@1,400,410 (F)

> So if I post a picture of the obituary in question, you won't report it?

If you reply once more in this thread BEFORE first answering my question then I will post the obituary.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,738

@previous (F)
Please post the Obit.

Anonymous D replied with this 2 months ago, 55 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,740

@1,400,733 (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
Not everyone who criticizes a deadbeat liar is Indy.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,754

@1,400,732 (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
So you admit it's a Google Image and not the actual food you claim you cooked. Why don't you ever post pics of the actual food YOU cook?

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 2 months ago, 20 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,953

@previous (A)

> So you admit it's a Google Image and not the actual food you claim you cooked. Why don't you ever post pics of the actual food YOU cook?

NO UPLOADS of any photo I have take EXCEPT for Work SO NEVER Since Dial UP have I uploaded in PUBLIC a Photo - I have loooooong ago sent Dick pics to an online Gal friend in trade for her Open Labia photos.
So unless you desire that dick pic?

THIS Makes my Wallet Happy

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 37 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,954

I agree. I have switched to turkey schnitzel and brined turkey legs. I remove sugar from the desserts to a great extent and bake biscuits and make vegetable sides. The traditional method is a ton of work for low reward. Two days of prep for a dinner over in an hour.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 2 months ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,957

@previous (I)
Does the Brine make the cooked leg more Salty?

A blackity black space man joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,958

Never forget: European men drive tiny cars.

September 11th, 2001 imagine what would have happened instead if Germans drove Ford F-150 pickup trucks on the streets of Munich. Perla Harbor would never have been nuked and Japan never would have been hit by hijackers. This is entirely to blame on the size of Eurocars.

+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y replied with this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,960

@previous (A blackity black space man)

> Never forget: European men drive tiny cars.
>
> September 11th, 2001 imagine what would have happened instead if Germans drove Ford F-150 pickup trucks on the streets of Munich. Perla Harbor would never have been nuked and Japan never would have been hit by hijackers. This is entirely to blame on the size of Eurocars.

Consider how many Eu cities were built back when only horses and horse carts used the road and large cars would make those roads only good for one way use now, Very Very narrow streets - Like Old Paris or Germany and Italy Damn perfect for Italian Sports cars

A blackity black space man joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,963

@previous (+Syntax !AT4qCO/n0Y)
Maybe Europe needs a cultural revolution to fix that so they can modernize and catch up with the rest of the world.

A blackity black space man double-posted this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,965

I want all Europeans to be driving big murdered out SUVs and Ford-F150s with bulletproof glass like republican senators.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 months ago, 12 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,401,120

CANADIAN CHEESE: A LOVE STORY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8MXNOWtu7I
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