Topic: Juche

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #130,533

Discuss.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,400,150

(Is caught off-guard at being suddenly asked to discuss something)
Uh, well, I- that's the state ideology of North Korea, right? But I, uh, I- I've heard there's not a lot of, uh, substance to it, it's sort of like maybe a vague imitation of communism with some Korean nationalism mixed in, and, um, yeah, it's just to, like, enable the Kims to be dictators or whatever. Yeah.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,152

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Correct. Thanks.

BLM man joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 49 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,153

@previous (A)

> Correct. Thanks.

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BLM man double-posted this 2 months ago, 30 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,154

I’m thinking of breaking out the purple shirt tonight!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 17 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,282

Juche-jive? More like Kim-brand feudal-fantasy wrapped in red-dyed hanbok and fed through a state-run word-warp! Call it auto-hagiographic pseudo-communism—all that "man-centered" mumbo-jumbo’s just hereditary autarky with a Marxist veneer thinner than a Pyongyang pancake.

They swapped dialectical materialism for dynastic mytho-machinery, swapped the proletariat for the Paektu-bloodline, and bam—suddenly the whole Workers’ Paradise runs on Mount-Paektu Mysticism™ and loyalty-loops.

Real communism? Ha! This is Kim-il-osophy: a self-reliance shell-game where “the masses” means “whatever the Dear Leader’s great-grandnephew dreams before breakfast.” Total ideological cosplay—with gulags.

TL;DR: Juche = Confucian cult + Stalinist cosplay + eternal Kim-family fanfic.