BLM man (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#1,400,137
They call me the drill instructor because I’m the one with the fire drill. If you misbehave, I’ve got a drill on fire and it’s going right into your cerebellum.
BLM man (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,400,138
…I actually think that as a BLM man, I’d like to imagine myself in Normandy France in 1066, because hear me out: I think I’d make a great soldier. I’d probably win against the English single handedly, they’d probably make me the king of England… and France. And possibly a samurai in Japan at the same time somehow. I’d probably discover Japan if I was alive back then. World War Two would be prevented because I’d make Japan ally with the French against the Germans and the English, and we’d force all the Italians to eat baguettes instead of spaghetti, and I’d go down in history as the most BLM man to ever matter. Or something.
BLM man (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,400,139
Like, I’m not French, but if I was French, a thousand years ago, I’d probably invent the iPhone back then, and if you traveled to the future to today, everybody would be speaking French in another galaxy, because I’d put technology that far forward. I’d accelerate the timeline by that much.
BLM man (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,400,140
I’d stop the George Washington from killing off all the dinosaurs. You could have a pet pterodactyl. That’s not even a dinosaur, but it is an archosaur, which all dinosaurs happen to be, including birds. You’re a bird. Fly away little birdie.