Topic: First day on the register.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 15 years ago #13,050
First day on the register. I think I sold a porn star or a prostitute a printer today. She was kind of pretty. She paid for it with two crisp $100 bills and kept giving me strange and somewhat insincere advice about how to do my cash register work. Specifically, how important it is to use quarters in place of dimes even though I had none left. She also seemed sort of impatient and just desponded overall and kept calling me "babe". I could tell through her imitation designer shades that even though she carried an air of posterity and confidence on the outside, she was still an insecure person on the inside.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later[^] [v] #234,978
Falco: Cash register psychologist.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #234,980
But you're an insecure person on the inside, too.
Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #234,981
This is actually quite interesting. If you live in California, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the former.
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Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #234,995
@previous (B)
I'm trying to think of a way to relate that to a female porn star. It's surprisingly difficult.
I'm trying to think of a way to relate that to a female porn star. It's surprisingly difficult.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #234,996
Find us a video
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #234,998
Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,002
Did she give you her number? If so, text her "8====D"
If she texts back "wtf?" ya blew it.
If she texts back "(|)" she might be a porn star.
If she texts back "( )o( )" she's probably a porn star.
If he texts back "(|====8", RUN.
If she texts back "wtf?" ya blew it.
If she texts back "(|)" she might be a porn star.
If she texts back "( )o( )" she's probably a porn star.
If he texts back "(|====8", RUN.
Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,003
@234,998 (B)
It would tap into the previously unfulfilled niche of balding, impotent middle-managers with boring listless marriages who make unwelcome passes at their secretaries.
It would tap into the previously unfulfilled niche of balding, impotent middle-managers with boring listless marriages who make unwelcome passes at their secretaries.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,004
Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #235,007
@previous (B)
Yes, but only to make thinly veiled and equally unwelcome propositions to the tattooed punk girl at the register who may or may not be in high school.
Yes, but only to make thinly veiled and equally unwelcome propositions to the tattooed punk girl at the register who may or may not be in high school.
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> this thread
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