Topic: Posadism

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 months ago #130,499

What if nuclear war is actually a good thing, because since only communist societies are capable of developing space travel, if we kill everyone in a nuclear war so that society collapses, communist aliens with superior technology will help the survivors rebuild a socialist utopia by communicating with dolphins since dolphins have larger brains that humans and therefore are more intelligent but we just don’t know because we don’t have the technology to translate what they’re saying to each other into English?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
We should try it	2	67%
No	1	33%

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 months ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,399,907

~~The Chinese squatting toilet gas station bathroom school of Marxist thought.~~

Nah on second thought that sounds kinda racist. And I’m pretty sure a Russian dude came up with it.

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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,909

Squatting toilets are actually healthier, it’s true, google it!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,910

Pootism

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,399,979

Dolphins don't have a structured language like humans, they have emotional expressions and names.

It's impressive, but completely lacks syntax. At best a dolphin can vaguely share how its feeling and call to a specific individual.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,022

@previous (C)
Syntax is a crutch low IQ species such as humans must rely on. The superior high IQ dolphin doesn’t need syntax, only vibes.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 months ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,400,023

@previous (D)
Vibes are measurable, any apprentice alchemist can attest to that fact.